Mikey happened to be going by in the opposite direction, and happened to swing her arm to show Margalo how John Travolta danced in his old movie. Heatherâs tray flew up into the air and covered her arms and chest in slices of hot turkey, and the gravy the sandwich wassmothered with, and the dark red cranberry sauce that was served on the side; then it clattered onto the floor.
âWe have to stop meeting this way!â Mikey cried.
A few disloyal giggles could be heard.
After the first attacks, Heather McGinty could never be sure what might happen. She took to keeping a clean shirt and sweater in her locker. She took to hovering in the center of a circle of friends whenever she was in the cafeteria, like the nucleus of an atom.
Meanwhile, Mikey had also gone up to Tan and Ronnie, to tell them to their faces, âYou stink, both of you.â
âHeather told us it was a joke, didnât she, Tan?â
âYou know I donât have any sense of humor.â
âWe thought youâd changed, didnât we, Ronnie?â
âWhy would I change?â Mikey demanded.
âBecause itâs junior high,â they explained.
Margalo, who was watching this, almost laughed out loud.
âYouâre lying,â Mikey told the two girls. âYou donât expect me to believe that you believed Heather McGinty, do you?â she asked.
Tanisha, in jeans and a sweatshirt, studied the toesof her Nikes, but Ronnie stuck to her guns. âAnd why shouldnât we?â
Mikey didnât bother arguing the point. âYouâve turned into total wimps, doing whatever Heather tells you.â For a long time she stared right into Ronnieâs face; then she aimed her hostile glance right at Tanisha.
âThis is really stupid,â Ronnie said, but Tan admitted, âMaybe we wanted what she was saying to be true.â
âBecause you wanted to go to Rhonda Ransomâs party,â Mikey told them. âYou total toadstools.â
âYou just want to boss everybody!â Ronnie said.
âRats on that, Ronnie. I just want people to call up and say they arenât coming to my party, when Iâve invited them Regrets Only, and they arenât going to come.â
âAll right,â Tan said. âWe will.â
âAs if Iâd ever ask you again,â Mikey said.
After Tanisha and Ronnie walked off, Mikey turned to Margalo and mimed twirling a pair of six-guns around her fingers, then returning them to imaginary holsters. âNot too shabby, was I?â she remarked, with a smile that asked its own question: Arenât I something? Then she said, âWhat are you going to do about Rhonda, Margalo?â
Margalo could surprise people, too. âIâm already doing it. You mean you havenât noticed?â
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Margaloâs revenge on Rhonda was subtle, but it didnât take Rhonda long to figure it out. When Margalo slipped in among the big-haired girls, and sidled up to greet herââHey, Barbie, howâs it going?ââRhonda was immediately alarmed, just a flash of fear, like a rabbit startling at the sound of a dogâs bark. Then she sniffed and turned away, as if she hadnât even heard Margalo, and couldnât see her, anyway.
Margalo repeated the greeting two or three times that first day. On the next day, she called across the gym to Rhonda, âYo, Barbie! Whatâs happening?â
People turned to see who this Barbie was, since there was no Barbie in the gym class. They began to make the connection. âWhy does she call you Barbie?â Rhondaâs friends asked her. âDid you change your name for seventh grade?â
âNo, I didnât,â Rhonda said, âand I donât know why. Sheâs just some dork from my old school. Nobody liked her; sheâs not normal.â
When Margalo saw Rhonda talking to an eighth-grade boy in the cafeteria,