said.
âThatâs because we donât have a baby.â
âNot yet,â Ori said. âYour mom really liked her.â
Jasper said, âThe book is still in the garden. She canât have a baby if she doesnât have a name for it.â
âYes, she can,â Ori said. âMy sister doesnât have a name yet.â
âI thought you named her Wa-wa-wa-wa.â
âThatâs just until we think of something better.â
And then Jasper understood. Mom had set the book out to give to
Oriâs
mom. He told Ori, âWe have to make sure
your
mom never gets that book. There were hundreds and hundreds of names in it.â
âReally?â Ori said.
âWhat if she finds a bunch of names she likes? What if she wants more babies just to use up the names?â
âOh, no,â Ori said.
âSome of these big families?â Jasper said. âThe parents donât even know who their own kids are. Sometimes they move house and accidentally leave five or six of them behind. My dad told me.â
âOh, no!â Ori said.
âAnd what if you get an itch in the middle of your back? Whoâs going to scratch it?â
âThe thing is, I donât know!â Ori started to cry.
Jasper didnât want another ruined sleepover. And he didnât want his friend to be sad. He patted Oriâs shoulder and said, âDonât worry, Ori. Iâm just across the alley and one house down. Iâll come right over.â
Ori sniffed a few times and said, âThank you, Jasper,â before he fell asleep again.
In the middle of the night, Ori climbed over Jasper and woke him up.
âOw,â Jasper said.
He thought Ori was getting up to use the bathroom, but Ori kept walking, so Jasper got out of bed, too, careful not to step on Earl sleeping on the floor. He followed Ori down the hall.
âItâs back here,â Jasper whispered when he caught up to Ori in the living room. Ori had stopped. He was standing in the dark, in his pajamas, staring at nothing.
âDo you have to go to the bathroom?â Jasper asked.
Ori shook his head.
âCome back to bed,â Jasper said.
âMom?â Ori said.
âYour momâs across the alley and one house down. Weâre having a sleepover. Remember?â
âDad!â Ori called.
âYour dadâs with your mom,â Jasper said.
âWa-wa-wa-wa?â Ori called.
âHer, too,â Jasper said.
Dad came into the living room with his hair sticking up all over his head. He asked what was going on. Ori turned and walked right past them and out of the room. âMom?â he called.
âHeâs sleepwalking,â Dad told Jasper.
âReally?â Jasper said. âHeâs asleep?â
âYes,â Dad said.
âHeâs walking around asleep?â
âYes.â
âI want to!â Jasper cried. âHow? How?â
âShh. We shouldnât wake him,â Dad said. âLetâs see if we can get him back into bed.â
Ori wandered into the kitchen. He seemed to be looking for something. Dad came up beside him. âBack to bed, Ori. This way.â
âIs he dreaming us?â Jasper asked.
âWeâre probably in his dream all right,â Dad said as he tried to shepherd Ori in the right direction. Ori scooted past Dad and found the back door. âWa-wa-wa-wa?â he called. âWa-wa-wa-wa?â
âHe wants to go home,â Jasper said.
âLetâs take him home then,â Dad said, opening the door and stepping out.
The moon was so bright Jasper and Dad had no trouble seeing where they were going. Ori seemed to be seeing with his feet. He went down the back stairs and started across the yard with Dad and Jasper following. The neighborhood was so quiet. All the houses were dark. Only the owls and raccoons were awake. They were probably watching them and wondering what those crazy humans