nerve enough to call her Spoon. Hers was the only class heâd put his hood down in, however. He sat at a table near the back of the room with Susan and Ram.
âMy loaner laptop for you all is acting up again, Osrick,â said Mrs. Witherspoon. âTake a look at it if you have time, and see if you can get the peanut butter and jelly out of the motherboard. Thereâs no telling what these folks do to my stuff when they get it home. I couldnât survive without you, kid.â
âOkay,â Osrick agreed with a hint of a smile.
âAnd Kofi,â the teacher continued, âif you can unwrap those arms from around Dana for a couple of hours, Iâd like for you to take a look at my DVD projectorâI think it might need a heart and lung transplant. Or maybe just a chip.â
Feeling mellow from the Oxy, Kofi was about to makea smart remark, but he just nodded instead. Spoon often paid her âtech geniusesâ (as she called them) out of her own money, and he needed the cash.
Dana bounded into the classroom then, dressed in a red and gray Ohio State sweatshirt.
âHow was the tour of Ohio State yesterday?â Mrs. Witherspoon asked her.
âCool. But I think I want to go to Florida instead. I love warm weather, you know what Iâm sayinâ?â
âYou need to stick around here and keep me warm!â Kofi yelled out. She blew him a kiss and signed in just ahead of Olivia and November.
âHey, Spoon, Novemberâs back. Remember her?â said Dana as November gave Mrs. Witherspoon her enrollment papers.
âOf course I remember Miss November who took the helicopter adventure ride of the century! Almost gave us old folks heart attacks after that football game.â
âYeah, that was a night to remember,â November said. âPlus, we almost beat Excelsior that day!â
âDonât be bringinâ up that âPink Pantherâ game, November,â said Jericho. âYou be embarrassing me.â
âYou all embarrassed yourselves,â she teased. âRunning onto the football field in pink uniforms! That was just crazy!â
âCheap uniforms. Not our fault,â Jericho reminded her.
âSo, howâs the baby?â asked the teacher.
âWell, sheâs got a few problems,â November admitted. âItâs sure not as easy as it looks like in the movies.â
âAnd howâs the babyâs mama? Are you getting enough sleep?â
âNot really,â November told her, âbut Iâm managing.â
âAre you going to be able to handle this, November? School? Doctors? Baby emergencies?â
âIâm gonna try.â
âWell, let me enter you in my computer system,â the teacher said. âAnd here is everything weâve done thus far, as well as all your assignments for the rest of the semester.â She handed November a green zip drive.
âEverythingâs in here? Youâre amazing,â said November.
âNo, just technologically magnificent!â Mrs. Witherspoon said with a smirk.
âHey, Spoon, give yourself a couple of points for those big words,â Jericho called from his desk.
âI shall do that!â the teacher replied, laughing. She turned on the whiteboard that was connected to a third computerâthe one with Internet access.
The class were reading Beowulf , so Mrs. Witherspoon showed two video clipsâone from the preview of the movie, and one from a cartoon about the monster named Grendel. Then she popped up a chart that talked about heroes and monsters and good versus evil, and brought up a website that told about Anglo-Saxon historyâall in a twenty-minute span. Nobody ever went to sleep in Spoonâs class. In addition, everything she did in class was saved on a zip drive that students could take home. She talked, she teased, she questioned, she sang, she twirled.
Finally, standing on a table in the front of
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