your quick thinking and the startling versatility of your ideas. Makes my blood run cold, some of the things you got up to â which is better than it not running at all, or spilling over the pavement out of control. Come on, Michael, put that thinking cap on and letâs have some good advice.â
âYou know how to flatter me. But give me a minute.â
âTwo, if you like.â He looked as if his worries were over, though I could have told him that, having brought me back into his life, they were about to begin. I was in no mood to impart comforting advice too soon after he had made it obvious that perilous times were on the cards for me as well. âIn view of the seriousness of your situation I believe the only game we can play is one of diplomacy. What I suggest is that you get into a taxi, drive straight to Lord Moggerhangerâs residence and give yourself up. Itâs your only chance of survival.â
Youâd have thought the National Anthem was about to be played, the way he stood up. Iâd never seen him paler. âSo thatâs what Moggerhanger told you to say? I can see it all now. As soon as I escaped from the hijack he got straight onto you, knowing I would contact you sooner or later. He offered you a good fat fee â half at the time and half on delivery â to meet me, listen to my woes, and then advise me to âdrive straight to Lord Moggerhangerâs residence and give yourself upâ. Michael, I would have thought better of you than to try and pull a thing like that. I suppose this place is surrounded, is it?â He looked out of the window, then sat down. âOr maybe not. It ainât worth the expense, not when you can lead me there like a Mayfair poodle in a taxi. But it wonât work. Theyâll never get me.â He tapped his pocket. âI pack a little thing in here to help me.â He stared at me, and stood up again. He was acting, but it was too early to guess what his game was. âIâm not such a fool as not to know that in the end Iâve only got myself to rely on.â
I did my best to look scornful, but I didnât move, which is perhaps what convinced him. âListen, if all youâve told me is true, then youâre trapped.â I was also a dab hand at acting. âItâs only a matter of time before youâre caught, though nobodyâll kill you, because they want the money back. Thatâs what they all want. And they wonât mind letting six months go by. Theyâre patient. Theyâll only kill you after theyâve got their hands on the money. Now, if two gangs are out to get you (and they are, from what you tell me) then youâve got to set them at each otherâs throats even more than they are at the moment. Of the two gangs, I think Moggerhangerâs lot are the ones to deal with because both you and I know him from a long time ago. I donât see any other possibility.â
âYouâre a lunatic,â he said.
I put on a bright smile. âLunatics survive.â
âMichael, I donât think youâre born.â
I disputed his flippant assertion. âI was born so long ago Iâm dead. Bridgitte left me last week, and took the kids.â
âIâm sure it served you right. Even so, I donât see why you should want us both to commit suicide. The take-one-with-you attitude is all very well, but not among friends.â
âIâm not suggesting you crawl to the Villa Moggerhanger and blurt out pointblank why youâve come,â I told him. âApproach him on another pretext. Tell him you want to join up with his organisation. The Green Toe Gang got their hundred thousand back. It was in your suitcase. You didnât get your share, and you want your revenge. Heâll understand that. Anyway, letâs get out of here. Iâm feeling like an alcoholic drink.â
âI donât think I need tell you, Michael, that