tried to subdue himself. âIâm sorry I missed it. Fennelâs one of my favorites.â
In case Gus was teasing, I said quickly, âWill the Starrs let you go foraging on this farm?â
âMaybe. But my interest here is pigs.â
âPigs,â I said.
âYes, Swain and I are spearheading a movement to breed a totally new variety of swine. Very lean, but tender. And fed on whatever grows naturally around here, so flavor-Âwise, the meat will be uniquely regional. We think the breed is going to revolutionize pork. It will put us on the food map.â
So that explained Tommyâs presence at the party. Despite his sisterâs divorce, Tommy was a partner of Swainâs now. I felt a tug of sympathy for poor TommyâÂtrying so hard to become a celebrity chef when perhaps his talents and solemn personality werenât up to the challenge. His food, it was reported, was perfectly nice. But âniceâ wasnât enough to revolutionize anything.
Gus looked a little pink from all the champagne as he lifted his glass. âVive la révolution!â
That was all the encouragement Tommy needed. He launched into a discourse on pigs that might have baffled a genetic biologist. Gus endeavored to appear fascinated, but I wondered if he was experiencing one of those moments when foreign visitors marvel at the eccentricities of Americans whose interests reach almost fanatical heights.
When his lecture wound down, Tommy said seriously to Gus, âWeâre becoming part of the artisanal butchery movement.â
âHow on earth does one butcher an animal,â Gus inquired, âin an artisanal way?â
âThe same as any other kind of art,â Tommy assured him. âPrecision, respect paid to the living creature as well as presenting an excellent final productâÂthatâs what it is. How do you feel about pork?â
âI can hardly face the morning without a bit of bacon.â
Tommyâs eyes took on the fevered gleam of a zealot. âThen you should consider attending our artisanal butchering for the Farm-Âto-ÂTable gala on Friday. Weâll be demonstrating how to use every part of the pig. Snout to tail. Pig tails are the latest food trend, you know. Theyâre going to be bigger than chicken wings. We fry them, add a dash of sauceâÂwhich will change according to our daily foraging. Yes, we expect our pig tails will blow away gourmands.â
I could sense Gusâs growing amusement and decided to sidetrack the conversation to avert a social disaster. âTommy, I didnât realize you and Swain were in a partnership.â
âThatâs what it is,â Tommy said sharply. âA partnership. Foundation-Âwise, the stock of the swine heâs raising here started with my grandfatherâs work. You can see for yourselfâÂthe results are superior to anything else in the world.â
Tommy pointed Âtoward the nearest fence where eight perfectly immaculate young piglets emerged from behind their large mother and made a mad dash for a trough. They looked adorable to me, but I couldnât see any difference between Swainâs fancy breeding stock and your average pig at a county fair, except perhaps their unique coloringâÂbrownish gray with leopardlike spots running down their backs. Seeing the piglets coming near, Tommy hustled over to give them an even closer inspection.
Just as a silver Mercedes zoomed up the driveway and rocked to a stop in front of me.
The party went deathly quiet.
When the driverâs-side door of the Mercedes opened, I understood why all the guests were stunned into silence. The petite person who stepped out of the vehicle was none other than Swain Starrâs first wife.
Clearly, uninvited.
Marybeth Rattigan Starr launched herself Âtoward the first friendly face she spottedâÂme. She took purposeful strides, shoulders square and a determined