bad. Not great, but not bad. This stuff â¦â the left-hand pile, âcack!â
âWhatâre you talkinâ about?â said Goose indignantly. âWhat about them phones? And that iPod; nothinâ wrong wiâ that!â
Frank sighed, forcing the paternal patience of his voice, making sure that Goose didnât miss his point.
âIâve told you before, Goose, no one wants straight mobiles these days. I couldnât give âem away ⦠âless itwas as a free gift with an iPhone!â Goose looked deflated. Frank smiled sympathetically. âIâll tell ya what, seeing as itâs Christmas, Iâll give you fifty for the lot.â
Goose frowned. âFifty! You havinâ a laugh?â
âItâs a fair price,â said Frank.
Gooseâs brow furrowed some more and he sat looking at Frank, breathing heavily, his anger rising. âNo, itâs not!â Seething, he started to gather everything together, jamming it all back into his pockets. âDonât do me no favours, yeah, Frank. You donât wanâ it, Iâll just go see what Kermitâll give us for it.â
Suddenly Frank became deadly serious and grabbed Gooseâs wrist. He held him a little too hard. âIâve told you before about that Kermit. Stay away from him. Heâs a right headcase.â
âYou canât tell me what to do, Frank; youâre not me dad!â
Frankâs jaw tensed. He tightened his grip on Gooseâs arm and his mind raced as he debated how to deal with this. It was more than he could handle: Christmas Eve morning, and with a marching band playing vuvuzelas passing through his head. He let go of Gooseâs arm and nodded.
âFair enough, Goose. Iâll give you seventy.â
âHundred,â said Goose without missing a beat.
âOkay, eighty. Final offer.â
âHundred,â said Goose again. He was now angryenough to actually take this stuff to Kermit. He wasnât going to back down. Fortunately, he didnât have to.
Frank shook his head. ââAvenât quite got hagglinâ yet, have ya? All right, hundred it is. But you promise me you wonât have nothinâ to do with that Kermit and his lot. Promise me, Goose.â
Goose couldnât remember Frank being so passionate about anything before, but he still wasnât quite ready to back down. He stalled for time by running the back of his hand under his nose. The move from the cold air outside to the warmer air had made his nose run.
âYou promise me on your dadâs memory.â Frank stared Goose in the eye. Heâd never used that before, and evoking his dadâs name made the fight bleed out of Goose. Goose nodded.
âYeah, okay, Frank. I promise.â
Frank followed Goose along the hallway towards the front door. Goose was counting through the money Frank had just given him.
âGodâs sake, Goose, itâs all there,â said Frank, clearly put out.
âYouâre the one always said count it.â
âI didnât mean from me though, did I?â
Goose stopped counting and shoved the wad of tenners into a pocket. They reached the front door and Goose wentto pull back the lock but he stopped. He turned back to Frank, but couldnât quite look at him. âWhat you doinâ tomorrow?â he asked.
Frank looked uncomfortable. He shuffled his feet. âIâm not sure yet. I might have to see a man about some stuff.â
Goose nodded, awkwardly. âIf you want, you could come over to our place. Canât guarantee turkeyâll be cooked, but itâll probably be clean.â Goose smiled to himself, but Frank didnât get it.
Frank nodded. âYeah, maybe. Iâll see.â
Goose unlocked the door. He was about to step outside when Frank said: âBut thanks.â And Goose knew he meant it. Goose left, closing the door behind him.
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