wasnât), and he re-hid them all in
Dougâs
bedroom. Which was actually pretty funny, what with Doug waking up at 11:30 at night, and then 12:06, and then 2:27, and all through the night, going, âGah! Gah!â and tearing through his room searching for the beeping. But the problem was that Dougâs room was right next door to mine, instead of Aaronâs, which was across the hall, so I
heard
all of that, and I didnât get much sleep either.
At breakfast while Doug and I poured our cereal all blurry-eyed and did
not
talk about alarm clocks so Mom wouldnât know weâd been pulling pranks, Aaron just smiled and drank his orange juice.
âGet some good sleep before the first day of school, little brother?â he asked Doug.
Doug glared at him.
When Mom ruffled all our heads and went upstairs to finish getting ready, Aaron turned to the two of us and said, âRemember, weâre leaving for St. Albans at four fifty, sharp. Not a second later, all right?â He looked specifically at me when he said that. âFour fifty, and weâre out of here, so be ready or Iâm leaving without you.â
âAnd wouldnât that be the worst,â I muttered, because after Friday I definitely was not looking forward to another fun-filled dinner with Dad the Jerk.
Anyway, so thatâs what was rolling around in my tired brain when that wrinkled old crone Ms. Emerson was droning on and on about homeroom rules, listing them all on the board with their corresponding âconsequences.â
Verbal warning
Written warning
Detention
I squinted at the list and made up my mind.
âSo all we have to do is screw up three times and then we get detention?â I asked. I asked it pretty loudly. Didnât raise my hand, either. âThat seems easy.â
Ms. Emerson swiveled around from where she was writing at the board. Her black crone eyes zoomed in on me.
The room went silent.
Slowly, Ms. Emerson glanced down at the roll-call sheet on her stovetop desk.
âTrent, is it?â she asked me. She didnât have to ask it. She knew full well. In this town, everyone knew.
âTrent,â I confirmed.
She took a slow, wrinkled breath. âTrent,â she said. âIâm happy to discuss any concerns you may have with my rules after homeroom ends, but just at the moment we have some very important things to discuss that pertain to the whole class, and not much time to do it. Furthermoreââher black eyes darted to the list of rules sheâd scribbled on the boardââas weâve just gone over, talking out of turn is not permitted in this class. As Iâve mentioned, rule breaking may be grounds for detention.â
And with that, she moved on, to ask Sarah Delfino to help her hand out student schedules.
âHow long is detention?â I asked, interrupting Ms. Emerson again a minute later, when she had just started in about changing periods and lockers.
âIâm sorry?â Ms. Emerson said in that way that indicated she wasnât sorry in the slightest. She narrowed her eyes at me, and everyone in the class sucked in their breaths together. The wrinkled old croneâs eyes did
not
look pretty when they were narrowed.
âHow long is detention?â I asked again. âHow long does it go for?â
Ms. Emerson straightened up her old-crone back. You could almost see the wheels in her head turning, deciding if she should answer me or not. I guess she finally decided she should.
âIt lasts as long as I deem appropriate,â she told me. I bet she thought she was being really clever, giving me an answer like that.
I nodded, still thinking. âCould it last all the way to five oâclock?â I said. âI mean, if someone did something really terrible?â
âTrent,â Ms. Emerson said slowly. Like a dog growling, low and menacing. âYouâll be staying in your seat after the bell rings for