Love Always

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Authors: Ann Beattie
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    St. Francis had hollowed out a gully for himself in the patch of rhododendrons. Earlier, Edward had helped her put a stake in the ground so that they could chain him. He saw Lucy outside, sensed the potential for fun, and beat his tail like an otter. She went over and let him loose. He pawed the ground and ran in circles, then ran to Edward, who was still busily sketching Nicole. St. Francis did a double take when he saw the coonskin cap, obviously hoping to raise the tally on the daily death toll (so far it was at one; another frog). St. Francis sniffed the air in front of Edward, sat down, and looked up admiringly.
    “So what’s the story with that guy Bobby Blue?” Edward said to Nicole, stepping back from his easel.
    “His real name’s Bobby Bluestein. He had his nose done and his cheek bones pushed up. He’s a real mama’s boy. His nickname’s Bobby Blueballs, because he’s never with a girl.”
    Edward smiled. “I like that,” he said.
    “I think Derek McAndrew is cute,” Nicole said.
    “He your fave rave?” Edward said.
    “What’s ‘fave rave’?” Nicole said.
    “They used to say that in the fifties,” Edward said. “It means the guy you’re really crazy about.”
    “Nobody wants to care about a guy that much,” Nicole said. “Nobody’s into that anymore.”
    “Come on,” Edward said. “You think a lot about McAndrew, I bet.”
    “He’s good-looking, but he’s kind of dumb,” Nicole said. “He’s always saying how he’s going to quit the business and become a doctor. Sure he is.”
    Edward went back to his sketching. “So who else besides McAndrew do you like?”
    “Oh, I don’t know,” Nicole said. She leaned over, runningher hands down her shins to her ankles, then straightened up again. “Don’t say any of this to a reporter,” she said.
    “I wouldn’t,” Edward said. “I’m just curious.”
    “McAndrew gets it on all the time,” Nicole said. She looked at Lucy, who was sitting on the grass, patting the dog, looking at her. “Not with me,” she said. “With Kate. She just got canceled from the show. They never ate lunch with anybody. They were always off getting it on.”
    “Come on—she must be forty.”
    “Why do you think she got canned?” Nicole said.
    “What? They didn’t know how old she was when they hired her?”
    “She won’t do anything to make herself attractive,” Nicole said. “I think she’s on some self-destruction kick. The studio sent her to that place in Sweden to get her face done, and she flew all the way over there and freaked out. She came back looking just the same, but she was walking around the set in clogs. Clogs are so gross.”
    “Maybe she thinks she’s found true love if McAndrew wants to get it on with her all the time even though she’s old.”
    “They’re making it because they’re on the show together. A lot of people get hung up on that for a while. I’ll bet now that she’s off the show, he’ll never see her again. I heard he was pretty weirded-out that she didn’t get her face fixed.”
    “You go out with McAndrew?” Edward said.
    “I don’t know. He calls me, and stuff. We’ve gone to a couple of premieres. We don’t really hang out or anything.”
    “Too young for him?”
    “Oh, gag me,” Nicole said. “You know, he’s in a lot of trouble with his agent for hanging around with Kate. I don’t know why they care if it gets out. It’s usually the parents who care if that stuff gets around, but he doesn’t even have any parents. He lives with his brother. His brother’s a real thug. I think he’s dropped too much acid. He got in trouble with the cops for smashing some woman’s face in—just some woman who hit his car from behind out at the beach. Everybody was teasing Derek, saying he wasn’t enough of a star for his brother’s name to make the papers.”
    “You do acid?” Edward said.
    “Acid’s

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