conversations going on around me.
How does he get into their apartments?
Gin and tonic.
Iâll have two Stellas.
Just a glass of water.
Whatâs your name?
Can I buy you a drink?
I canât tell you, Iâve never been so happy to have a roommate.
I know, first time I was like âThank God Iâm poor!â
We have a lovely Pinot Grigio for the lady.
Yeah, thatâs cool, and a pilsner for me.
I think itâs a cop.
They think heâs a locksmith.
Mike, the bartender, puts down a glass of whiskey in front of me.
I look up.
âFrom that guy over there,â says Mike, aiming his head in the cornerâs direction.
I turn but I canât see the guy heâs referring to. I steel myself to be nice, to be grateful, to make conversation, to talk about the invisible boyfriend I have, to explain why Iâm drinking alone, to the âyes, this is my local bar,â and the âyes, Iâm just thinking,â to the inevitable âyes, it has been a long day,â but I still canât see who sent me the drink. I raise my glass in the general direction and hope that heâll be satisfied with that.
I take a sip and the sip is golden and burning and lovely. It tastes of peat and wood. It tastes expensive.
âDo you like it?â He is next to me.
âDavid!â
He grins down at me. âYou know, Katherine, you just have to stop stalking me. I mean Iâm flattered, but no means no, take the hint.â
âOh, shut up.â I punch him lightly on the arm. âWhat are you doing in the deepest darkest borough of Queens?â
âMy friend heard about this place, heard it had a ridiculous selection of beers. We thought weâd risk it, just this once.â
âMy friend,â huh? Male or female? âYeah, this is my local.â I give a tired shrug, a little smile. Iâm world-weary. I donât care that heâs come here with some other woman who might or might not be just a âfriend.â
David turns to Mike. âSheâs a local?â
âYup.â Mike moves to take another order.
âHeâs crazy about me,â I tell David.
âOf course.â He is straight-faced. âWho wouldnât be? So how have you been?â
âCanât complain. You?â
âGood, but insane with work. Forgive me for not calling sooner.â
âNo worries, my workload has been insane too.â This is a total lie. I desperately need more work. I would kill to have too much work. Iâm trying to remember what David does, something to do with technology law, I think. I can never remember that kind of stuff.
âWeâre actually in the middle of a big project, but we needed a break and so I dragged him here for a drink.â
The friend is a âhe.â Thank God.
âCome join us?â
My heart lifts. He wants me to meet his friends already. Thatâs a good sign. Apparently I donât want to drink alone after all. âReally? I donât want to intrude on your male bonding.â
âMale bonding happens on Wednesdays.â
âWell, if youâre sure . . .â
âCome on.â
Holding my whiskey carefully, I follow David, shouldering past the growing crowd to the most desirable tables at the back.
âHey,â he says, âmove over, weâve got company.â
A dark curly-haired man looks up from his phone.
Oh shit.
âSael, this is Katherine. Katherine, meet Sael.â
Get up.
âActually I think we may have met before.â His voice is expressionless, polite, but his pale eyes gleam.
âOh really, where from?â
Stop.
Sael stares at me, pretending to think about it.
Come here.
Finally, âI think it was Jerryâs party.â
âWhat party?â
âIt was one of those shitty ABC, no-clothes things.â
Take off your jeans.
âHey!â David turns to me. âIs that the costume party you were telling
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