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made me try them on.
    “Mom, I look like a dork!” I said, after looking at myself in the mirror.
    “But I thought that’s what all the kids at school are wearing nowadays?” She said.

    Man, Moms don’t know anything about picking out cool clothes.
    Slimey’s Mom bought him some new school clothes this year, and on the first day of school, all of the mob kids laughed at him.
    I laughed too. I couldn’t help it.
    Slimey really tried to rock those parachute pants, but it just didn’t work.
    Another time, Skelee’s Mom made him wear jeans with stripes on them. All the kids said they made him look really skinny.
    Well, I’m not going to let that happen to me. No way!
    “Mom, I’m twelve years old. I’m old enough to pick out my own clothes.” I said.
    “You’re right honey.” She said. “Oh My little Zombie is growing up so fast.” Smmmaaccckkk! She kisses me in front of all the people at the store.
    So embarrassing…
    Then I picked out some clothes that I thought would really make me look cool.
    “Yeah, just right.” I said, as I looked in the mirror.
    My Mom kinda looked at me funny, but she didn’t say anything because she knows I’m a big Zombie now.
    And afterward we went to get cookies and ice cream…

Friday
    Man, it was awful.
    As soon as I got to school, everybody was staring at my new clothes.
    Nobody was saying anything, so I thought, they must love my new “duds.”
    Then one kid started laughing, then everyone else started laughing.
    My worse daymare came true.
    Worst of all, I had to walk around school all day with these clothes on.
    At lunch, Slimey and Skelee came by to see me and they gave me a nod like they could understand what I was going through.
    “Man, I don’t get it.” I said. “I was sure these are the clothes that all the cool kids at school are wearing.”
    “Naw, those are the clothes that the cool kids at school are wearing.” Skelee said, pointing at Big Mouth Jeff as he walked into the lunchroom.
    I was so confused. Everything I thought about the universe came crashing down at that moment.
    When I looked at Big Mouth Jeff, he was wearing all of the clothes my Mom picked out.
    Life is so unfair…

Saturday
    Today, I was going to ask Mom to take me back to the store, so I could exchange my clothes.
    But I felt like if I did that, then she would use it as an excuse to pick out my clothes till I was thirty.
    So I didn’t say anything.
    I just had to get rid of these clothes before Mom made me wear them again.
    So I had an idea.
    I went to go visit Mutant at his house. But when I got there, he wasn’t home.
    But I didn’t go to find Mutant.
    As soon as I got there, I took out my new clothes and I put them in a bucket. Then I poured out the largest bottle of carrot juice I could find, all over them.
    Then I stuck some twigs in them so that they looked like me.
    I started making noise like I was walking around, when all of a sudden, Fluffy the Killer Rabbit came out.
    I wasn’t sure if Fluffy would take the bait, so I started saying mean things like Mutant’s older brother, “Why are you playing with those rabbits you dumb Ogre? Urrghh, Urrghh, Urrghh!”
    All of a sudden, Fluffy’s eyes grew bright red and he tore my little stick zombie statue apart.
    Man, I’ve got to remember never to make Fluffy mad at me…
    When Fluffy was finished with the clothes they looked like spaghetti.
    I quickly put them on, because I was going to go home and tell Mom I got attacked by a Killer Rabbit.
    But then, Fluffy comes out again…
    Oh Man, I thought. I think he wasn’t finished yet…
    His beady little eyes glowed red, and I was sure I was dead.
    Then all of a sudden, Fluffy jumps on my head and rubs his face next to mine.
    Whew! That was a close one.
    Well, I guess when my Mom smells me now, she’ll really think I got attacked by a Killer Rabbit.

    When I got home, I told my Mom and Dad that the Killer Rabbit attacked me again.
    It worked like a charm. I even got Mushroom