Dal congratulated her a Rangers lined up for the corner kick. The ball was soon back in our box but this time Emma won it fairly and ran with it, out of the box and across to the left, where she played it to Ant.
Inside Ant was Abs, who screamed for a pass â which he got. He twisted to his right and then he was away. Two Rangers playerstried to keep up with him but Abs is quite fast and he just outran them. Lily was making a darting run inside the Rangersâ left back and Abs saw her.
He played a lovely ball through to her which she took in her stride. She stepped across it twice and then pushed it into a space inside the Rangersâ box. I strained to see who was there as I hadnât noticed anyone making a run for her. But then Leon popped up, even though heâs our right back, and he smashed the ball towards goal. But the shot was off target and the game restarted with a goal kick for Rangers.
Ten more minutes went by as the game reached a high tempo, with either us or Rangers on the attack. It was what football commentators call an âopen gameâ, and on the sidelines Ian was going mental, shouting at our midfield to stop Rangers passing the ball.
âGet tight to them!â he called out. âGet your foot in!â
I was urging the team on and didnât notice that the camera crew had walked up to my side. It was only when the lady tapped me on the shoulder that I realized. I turned to find the camera in my face and the lady smiling at me in a weird way.
âI understand you had to make way for one of the girls today?â she asked me, in the same way that TV reporters ask questions.
I nodded, worried about the camera. What was I going to say and who was going to see it? And then my mum suddenly appeared at my side, smoothing down my hair with her palm.
âMum!â
I complained.
Never mind, poppet,â she said annoyingly. âYou need to look your best for the camera.â
And then she pretty much shoved meout of the way and started answering the question for me.
âOf course, my son Jason is one of the star players,â she told the woman, âbut heâs been playing ever so regularly and he needed a rest so the coaches went for squad rotation and . . .â
My mum sounded like she was presenting
Match of the Day.
I couldnât believe what she was saying. She didnât have a clue what she was talking about. I remember once trying to explain the offside rule to her during a Chelsea versus Liverpool game, and she actually fell asleep and started snoring.
âAnd is that how you see it, Jason?â asked the lady with the camera crew.
âEr . . . well, I donât mind,â I told her. âEmma â thatâs the girl whoâs playing for me â sheâs really good, and besides, we are a team,â I said.
Thatâs when the Rangers team eruptedwith joy. Iâd been so busy with the camera crew that Iâd stopped watching the game and now Rangers had scored.
It was 1-0!
âMUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!âI moaned.
âWhat is it, poppet?â
âOh â donât call me that!â I added. Walking off up the touchline, I wished I could walk into where she worked and embarrass her too, just like she did with me. Parents!
WE WERE STILL 1-0 down at half-time and as the second half started, Steve and Wendy told me and Penny to get warmed up. Penny was an attacker and I wondered whether that meant that one of my friends, Abs or Chris, would be coming off. I knew that neither of them would be pleased if they did.
As I was thinking this, Rangers scored again.
âOH, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!â shouted Wendy.
âCome on,
Reds
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!â complained Ian. âThat was silly!â
The team were all looking at each other and complaining â all blaming the other players. Something was wrong, and if we didnât fix it soon we would end up getting thrashed.
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