donât sound completely unreasonable. At least theyâre no more unreasonable than what has already happened to us.â
âPoor Adam!â
âThat isnât all. Thereâs a battle going on between Congress and an Inter-Departmental Committee as to who will decide policy on Adam. And that isnât all, either, because there is a quite powerful group which feels that the question of Adam is international, rather than national, and should be turned over to the United Nations.â
âQuite a story, wasnât it,â I mentioned, hinting at a bonus.
J.C. got that faraway look in his eyes, staring out over the masonry filled with pride that rises from the rock of Manhattan. âQuite a little fuss,â he said. âWe are indeed blind and naive if we believe that in this universe we will find living, feeling, happy, hurting, thinking creatures on this tiny sphere aloneâthis speck of an earth revolving around a dim star we call the sun, which is not even part of a constellation.
âIt is as if an ant heap had been stamped down, and all the ants within cried that the world had come to an end.â
Sometimes J.C. gave me the shivers.
CHAPTER 4
O n a day in early December when an ice storm swept out of the northeast, and stiffened and slowed the arteries of Manhattan, and I knew that J.C. Pogey would want staffers covering the damage on the Jersey coast, I developed a convenient chill and retired to Smith Field to wait out the weather.
There is no vacation so exciting, so satisfactory, relaxing, and inwardly pleasing as that of a small boy playing hookey from school. I made the most of it. I clad myself in the soft, blue, silken pajamas inherited from Lynn Heinzerling when we were roommates at the Hotel de la Ville, in Rome, and he was ordered to Czecho-Slovakia; the wonderful brocaded Arabian robe that Noel Monks had purchased on the Street Called Straight, in Damascus, and willed to me when he flew Indiaward; and the pliant red leather slippers, with upturned toes, that had cost me three dollars, American gold seal, in the medina in Casablanca.
I cast myself upon Smith Field, set coffee dripping, and opened a package of cigarettes and a bottle of rye. I touched a switch at theside of the bed, and on the television screen there appeared an oval blur, and then the blur resolved itself into the face of a manâa full-jowled, hearty man who looked as if all he did was attend World Series, Bowl games, the tennis championships at Forest Hills, and the international shooting matches at Camp Perry. It turned out that this was expert deduction, because the man said:
âThis is Malcolm Parkinson. I am speaking to you from sun-drenched Hialeah Park, Miami, Florida, and in a few moments I am going to focus your television camera on this magnificent race course, and you will seeâyes, seeâthe first event on todayâs program . . .â
I picked up the telephone and called Samâs Cigar Store, at Sixth Avenue and Tenth. âSend me,â I requested, âa Racing Form and Bobâs Best Bets. â
âIn this weather?â Sam demanded.
âThe horses,â I pointed out, âare not running up the Avenue of the Americas.â
âThat I know,â said Sam. âThat I can see from here.â He asked: âTell me, Mr. Smith, why donât they do something about Mr. Adam?â
âWho do you mean by they?â
âThem bureaucrats.â
âWhat,â I inquired, âwould you have them do?â
âThe missus keeps pestering me,â said Sam. âShe believes in A.I.â A.I. had become the popular abbreviation for artificial insemination.
âWell, thereâs bound to be a decision soon,â I assured him.
âThere better be, or thereâll be hell to pay in this country. My wife says sheâs not getting any younger. I tell you, Mr. Smith, she wants kids.â
When the Racing Form arrived I