âThey had a picture thatâd shoot a few steroids into their saggy-ass circulation, and they fucking used it.â
Hodges enlarges the news photo until that grinning yellow face fills the computer screen. The mark of the beast, he thinks, twenty-first-century style.
This time the number he speed-dials isnât PD Reception but Peteâs cell. His old partner picks up on the second ring. âYo, you ole hossy-hoss. Howâs retirement treating you?â He sounds really pleased, and that makes Hodges smile. It also makes him feel guilty, yet the thought of backing off never crosses his mind.
âIâm good,â he says, âbut I miss your fat and hypertensive face.â
âSure you do. And we won in Iraq.â
âSwear to God, Peter. How about we have lunch and catch up a little? You pick the place and Iâll buy.â
âSounds good, but I already ate today. How about tomorrow?â
âMy schedule is jammed, Obama was coming by for my advice on the budget, but I suppose I could rearrange a few things. Seeingâs how itâs you.â
âGo fuck yourself, Kermit .â
âWhen you do it so much better?â The banter is an old tune with simple lyrics.
âHow about DeMasioâs? You always liked that place.â
âDeMasioâs is fine. Noon?â
âThat works.â
âAnd youâre sure youâve got time for an old whore like me?â
âBilly, you donât even need to ask. Want me to bring Isabelle?â
He doesnât, but says: âIf you want.â
Some of the old telepathy must still be working, because after a brief pause Pete says, âMaybe weâll make it a stag party this time.â
âWhatever,â Hodges says, relieved. âLooking forward.â
âMe too. Good to hear your voice, Billy.â
Hodges hangs up and looks at the teeth-bared smile-face some more. It fills his computer screen.
10
He sits in his La-Z-Boy that night, watching the eleven oâclock news. In his white pajamas he looks like an overweight ghost. His scalp gleams mellowly through his thinning hair. The big story is the Deepwater Horizon spill in the Gulf of Mexico where the oil is still gushing. The newsreader says the bluefin tuna are endangered, and the Louisiana shellfish industry may be destroyed for a generation. In Iceland, a billowing volcano (with a name the newsreader mangles to something like Eeja-fill-kul l ) is still screwing up transatlantic air travel. In California, police are saying they may have finally gotten a break in the Grim Sleeper serial killer case. No names, but the suspect (the perk , Hodges thinks) is described as âa well-groomed and well-spoken African-American.â Hodges thinks, Now if only someone would bag Turnpike Joe. Not to mention Osama bin Laden.
The weather comes on. Warm temperatures and sunny skies, the weather girl promises. Time to break out the bathing suits.
âIâd like to see you in a bathing suit, my dear,â Hodges says, and uses the remote to turn off the TV.
He takes his fatherâs .38 out of the drawer, unloads it as he walks into the bedroom, and puts it in the safe with his Glock. He has spent a lot of time during the last two or three months obsessing about the Victory .38, but tonight it hardly crosses his mind as he locks it away. Heâs thinking about Turnpike Joe, but not really; these days Joe is someone elseâs problem. Like the Grim Sleeper, that well-spoken African-American.
Is Mr. Mercedes also African-American? Itâs technically possibleâno one saw anything but the pullover clown mask, a long-sleeved shirt, and yellow gloves on the steering wheelâbut Hodges thinks not. God knows there are plenty of black people capable of murder in this city, but thereâs the weapon to consider. The neighborhood where Mrs. Trelawneyâs mother lived is predominantly wealthy and predominantly white. A black man
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