Samaritan. I wasnât passing by on the other side. Please, please, make her keep her mouth shut.
The cap was screwed back on, and he paid the attendant, remembering to tip him, but not too much. He didnât want anyone to have any reason at all to remember him, to give his description to the police, and he tried not to look as though he was sweating with apprehension as he fired the engine, and drove out of the lights of the garage, back on to the dark road.
âWhy did you say I was your daughter?â she asked, right on cue.
âWhat was I supposed to say? No, itâs not my daughter, itâs a kid I picked up in Buckinghamshire?â
âIâm not a pick-up. And Iâm not a kid. And it wasnât Buckinghamshire. It was Hertfordshire.â
âI meant picked up as in gave a lift to. How old are you, anyway?â
âI was sixteen last week.â
âSure,â muttered Max.
âItâs the truth! Do you want to see my birth certificate?â
Could it be the truth? Could it be that God was smiling on him for his good deed, and hadnât really sent him a thirteen-year-old compulsive liar who was going to land him in prison for years? Of course it wasnât the truth. Max sighed heavily. âLook,â he said. âI canât just drop you off in the middle of London. I think I should take you to the police.â
âNo,â she said, with something like panic, and made as if to open the door of the moving car.
âAll right all right! he shouted. âForget the police.â
She relaxed a little. âSo youâll just let me out when we get there?â she said.
âNo,â he said.
âWhy not?â
âBecause even if you were sixteen last week, which I very much doubt London is a big city, with big city vices.â
âIâll go to an hotel.â
âHotels cost money.â
âIâve got money.â
Max looked at her. â Oh, yes?â
âYes! Do you want to see it, too?â
âNo,â he said. âAnd I donât think I want to know how you came by it, either.â Probably by robbing Good Samaritans, he thought, as his day of reckoning neared, and city landmarks began to appear, lit up against the dark sky. â What sort of hotel?â he asked.
âAny.â
He pulled the car up as soon as he could, turning to face her. âDo you know London at all?â he asked.
âNot really.â
He closed his eyes. â Right,â he said. âWell â London has got every conceivable kind of hotel. From ones that cost more a night than I earn in a week to ones that Al Capone would think twice about entering. Now â I know one thatâs clean and pleasant, and not terribly expensive.â
Her eyes narrowed a little. âAll right,â she said, her voice full of suspicion. âItâll do.â
He pulled out, and began making his way through the late-evening traffic, sparse now; he made good progress through the wet streets, on some of which still hung the tattered, sodden remains of the Silver Jubilee bunting. â But even a not very expensive hotel is expensive if you donât have much money,â he said.
âIâve got enough money,â she said.
Thank God, he thought as he finally saw the hotel, in a terraced row of similar hotels, most of which he would not have recommended. But this one was all right. Max parked on double yellow lines in a side street, and got out of the car to be met with an accusing look over the roof as he straightened up.
âWhat are you getting out for?â she asked.
âBecause you may or may not be sixteen,â said Max, âbut you look about thirteen. And I donât think that they will feel entirely happy about giving you a room without an evidently adult person sanctioning your request.â
She looked at him for a long moment. âAnd what relationship are we going to be this
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