didnât knit, but guessed the discount store crack had been an insult.
âYou think?â May glared at her daughter. âItâs like asking a fashion model if she bought her outfit at Sears.â
âI see,â Skye said, exchanging a puzzled glance with the security chief.
âThen today on Countess Cays, she was so late for the group photo your dad wouldnât wait around any longer,â May continued. âHe said her time was no more valuable than his, so I had to miss being in the picture and now I wonât have it as a souvenir.â
âSo thatâs why Wally and I didnât see you and Dad there.â
âThatâs the reason, all right,â May confirmed. âYour father canât abide tardiness.â
âAs I well remember, considering he used to leave me standing in the driveway if I was two seconds late getting to the car,â Skye retorted, then asked her mother, âWhat did Guinevere do next?â
âThis afternoon, when we got back to the ship, and I complained to Ms. Snobbiness about her not being on time, she said that only peasants watch the clock.â May scowled. âThen the witch had the nerve to say to me that if I was willing to be at some manâs beck and call, it served me right to miss out on the photo op.â
âOh, no, she didnât.â Skye was surprised May hadnât belted Guinevere then and there. Her mother didnât take that kind of sass from anyone.
âWhat happened in the theater?â Officer Trencher asked, her expression sympathetic. âDid Ms. Stallings make another rude comment?â
âWorse. I could have handled that. I was already working on a letter of complaint to the cruise line about that womanâs complete lack of professionalism.â May glared. âBut she went too far tonight. She made a pass at my husband, Jed.â
Skye fought to control her expression. Although Mayâs revelation explained why Skyeâs father had chosen to go with Wally to the Internet Café to help research maritime law rather than accompany his wife to the interrogation room, Skye couldnât figure out why a beautiful and elegant woman like Guinevere would go after Jed, an ordinary man twenty-plus years her senior. Was she the type of woman who flirted with any male in the vicinity? Did she have a need to prove her superiority over other women?
âWhat did Ms. Stallings do?â Officer Trencher asked as she made a note in the file.
âSheâd been flirting with Jed ever since she took the seat next to him.â May seemed a lot more sober now than she had a few minutes ago. âShe kept touching his arm and his leg, and teasing him about his impatience on the island.â Mayâs lips formed a disapproving line. âShe said that in the future he should realize that she was worth the wait.â May turned to Skye. âAnd that fool man was eating it up. He was actually talking to her.â
âWow.â Skye shook her head. Jed was a guy whonever used two words when one would do. His chatting with Guinevere was akin to another man inviting her for a drink back in his cabin. He had definitely been flattered by the knitting guruâs attention and responding to her flirtation, which made Skye realize just how ticked off her mother had been.
âAnd just FYI now that youâre a married woman,â May went on, pursuing another tangent, ânever let your husbandâs mind wander.â May giggled, apparently forgetting that she was angry with her own husband. âItâs too little to be allowed out alone.â
âRight.â Skye wondered if her mother had been memorizing the sayings on T-shirts again. âGot it. Now, how much did Dad have to drink?â
âStop that.â May swatted Skyeâs shoulder. âNeither your father nor I were drunk. Just because you canât hold your liquor doesnât mean we