woman,â Mallory remarked. âShe seems completely disoriented.â
âWhat are you talking about? Thatâs Frieda Stein,â Annabelle said. âFrieda!â she cried, waving her arms in the air and half standing. As she did, she bumped against the table, once again sending the vase of fake red anthuriums trembling. âOver here, Frieda!â
Mallory cringed. Even if Frieda happened to be hard of hearing, there was no way she could have missed the grating sound of Annabelleâs voice. So Mallory wasnât surprised that the older woman made a beeline for the table, although her pace was closer to a snailâs than a beeâs.
âGoodness, I was afraid I was late,â Frieda said in a singsong voice that sounded almost like a childâs. âBut I see Iâm not the last to arrive.â
Up close, Mallory saw that her bright orange-red lipstick wasnât the only makeup Frieda Stein wore. She had also applied brown eyeliner. Unfortunately, the thick, uneven lines that squiggled like caterpillars were perched about a quarter of an inch above the actual edge of her eyelids.
Gesturing toward the newcomer with her thumb, Annabelle said, âFrieda here writes for
Go, Seniors!
magazine.â
âThatâs right,â Frieda agreed in her melodious voice. Patting her silver pageboy primly, she added, âAnd we seniors are no longer spending our vacations playing shuffleboard on cruises or golfing from dawn to dusk. Weâre trekking in the Himalayas. Weâre hang gliding in Jamaica. Weâre bungee jumping in the Grand Canyon!â
âNot this trip,â Annabelle said. âThe only thing around here thatâs likely to raise your blood pressure is the Revenge of the Mummy roller coaster at Universal.â
âNonsense,â Frieda returned indignantly. âLast time I was here, I went skinny-dipping in the World Showcase Lagoon at Epcot. That was for my article âGrin and Bare It.ââ Winking at Mallory, she added, âAlmost got myself arrested by a very handsome police officer. But I managed to flirt my way out of it.â
âSo you must be
The Good Life
âs new travel writer,â Annabelle said. âThe Florida tourism people e-mailed us on Friday, saying there was a replacement.â
âThatâs me.â
âThatâs not a bad magazine. Not bad at all.â She sounded impressed. âWho did you write for before?â
Mallory paused to take a sip from her water glass. She wondered just how forthcoming to be.
But the moment passed when she and Annabelle and Frieda all turned their heads at the unexpected sound of an argumentative voice just a few feet away.
âWhaddya mean I canât smoke in this stupid restaurant?â a man in khaki shorts and a garish Hawaiian shirt sputtered. âThis is a coffee shop, for Godâs sake. What goes better with coffee than a cigarette?â
âMust we go through this every time youâre a guest at my hotel?â another middle-aged man asked crisply. He couldnât have looked more different from the other man. He was impeccably dressed in a beige suit that, despite the fact that it was linen, was as smooth as if it had just been run over by a steam roller. Even more distinctive, however, was his yellow bow tie, which was splattered with big black polka dots.
âIf Iâd wanted to be tortured by people who act like smoking cigarettes is in the same category as shooting heroin, Iâd have stayed in California,â the first man shouted.
Mallory immediately recognized him as the man sheâd seen on the planeâthe one who had tried to steal her seat and then been so rude the flight attendant had looked ready to throw him off. It appeared that he didnât limit his boorish behavior to the friendly skies; heâd brought it along to the hotel, keeping it with him like a carry-on bag.
âHere at the Polynesian