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step toward me, and then Faulkner’s voice broke over his shoulder.
    â€œPardon me, Lieutenant,” he said, “but you seem to have the scenario wrong. I was under the impression that the police beat up the suspects, not their lawyers’ representatives.”
    Phil paused and looked back at Faulkner, who met his eyes and held them. That lasted long enough for me to scramble to my feet, but my knee was sore and almost gave way. Cawelti stood in the door with a touch of smirk on his face. Phil caught the look out of the corner of his eye and realized he was surrounded by adversaries. Normally, he would have bulled his way through all three of us, breaking Faulkner first like a twig, stomping on Cawelti, and saving me for something special, but time had mellowed Phil and he settled for, “Get your asses out of here, fast, all of you.”
    I hobbled to the door as Phil bumped past me, sat down in his now-contaminated chair, and stuck his head into the Faulkner file. Faulkner followed me slowly, and Cawelti closed the door behind us.
    â€œHe’s my brother,” I explained to Faulkner.
    Faulkner nodded knowingly and replied, “Yes, I too have had brothers.”
    That struck me as a strange way of stating things, but I didn’t question it. I was suddenly aware that the entire squad room was quiet and faces were aimed in our direction. At first I thought it might be recognition of Faulkner. Then I realized that Phil had made one hell of a noise throwing me against the wall. The silence lasted a couple of beats, and then everyone went back to his or her own private world.
    â€œI’ll be in touch with Mr. Leib as soon as I have anything,” I told Faulkner. There was no point in telling him to take it easy or that everything would be all right, that I would take care of his problems and Bela Lugosi’s and save Corregidor within two days. I wasn’t even sure I could make it to my car on my wounded knee.
    Cawelti led the way for Faulkner, and the two disappeared through the haphazard maze of desks. I tried to hide my limp as I eased over to a familiar face, that of Sergeant Steve Seidman, who was looking up at me as I made my way to his desk. He was a thin, white-faced, sandy-haired cadaver of a cop in a gray suit, the only suit I had ever seen him wear. Maybe he had a closet full of duplicates. Seidman was the closest thing my brother had to a partner. Seidman’s strength was his inability to be ruffled. His idiosyncracy was his genuine respect for Phil.
    â€œHow’s it going, Toby?” he said as I leaned against his desk, trying to hide a grimace of pain or turn it into something resembling a smile. A uniformed cop ambled past me with an old man manacled to his wrist. The old man gave me a toothless grin. On Seidman’s desk was an ugly chunk of metal vaguely the shape of a club. Seidman saw me looking at it.
    â€œGot that from a medical student at USC,” he explained. “A guy tried to mug him and his girlfriend. Med student picked up this handy-dandy all-purpose piece of junk from the gutter and exposed the guy’s brain with it. Broad daylight. Cop across the street in a diner saw the tail end and held off long enough to gulp his coffee. If he had moved a little faster, he could have saved the mugger a lot of surgery and me a lot of work.”
    â€œThe point?” I asked.
    â€œPhil has a lot of cases on his mind,” he said.
    â€œPhil is fifty and will never be more than a lieutenant,” I said. “Surliness is a way of life for him. He’s at war and the world is full of enemies, including me.”
    â€œMaybe so,” sighed Seidman. I looked into the eyes in his sunken face. They were as black and faraway as the night sky. There was no distinction between the iris and the pupil. It was one wide-deep circle to infinity.
    â€œFaulkner,” I said, above the start of an argument in a distant corner. The manacled old man had