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or get the FBI to send a real one, they’d be able to waltz into a holding cell here. They’d have Charlie and Drummond in their custody within fifteen minutes.
    “Nobody out there?” Beckman called over.
    Shaking his head, Charlie summoned an earnest-sounding, “Detective, thank you so much for your time. We won’t take up any more of it.”
    “Okay,” Beckman said with cheer that seemed genuine. He started up from his desk chair, headed for the printer.
    At the same moment, the thick toe of one of Charlie’s Converse All Stars caught the carpet at a bad angle. He stumbled and flailed wildly at Beckman’s desk. Intentionally. The target of his flailing was the large Styrofoam coffee cup on the desk.
    He struck it squarely, splashing at least ten ounces worth of potentially permanent stains onto the detective’s dress shirt and silk tie.
    “Of all the fucking ties,” the cop said, pounding the desktop.
    “I’m so, so sorry,” Charlie lied.
    With a prolonged grunt, Beckman launched himself out of the squad room, capturing the attention of the two other detectives. Just as Charlie had hoped.
    Exigency overrode his nerves, allowing him to double back to the printer and tear along the perforation at the base of the page.
    To his ear, the tear was loud enough to rouse area seismographs. The detectives, cackling as Beckman plunged into the men’s room across the hall, didn’t look over.
    Charlie was hardly put at ease. Others in the precinct house would read the same bulletin. Alternatively the names Charles and Drummond Clark, which the duty officer had logged into the system, would “click.” The phones here would begin ringing any second.
    “We’re leaving,” Charlie whispered, pulling Drummond up from his chair.
    Perhaps too hastily. The action drew odd looks from both of the detectives.
    “I was thinking the least I could do is buy Detective Beckman a new cup of coffee,” Charlie told them. “Can you tell me where …?”
    “Take a left outta here,” said the detective nearer to him, “then right at the copier. End of the hall, hang another right, you can’t miss it.”
    “Thanks, officer,” Charlie said. “See you in a minute.”
    Entering the corridor, he turned right, toward the elevator.
    “What about the coffee?” Drummond asked.
    “That was an attempt at diversion,” Charlie said. “We’re leaving, actually, because we’ve been framed for murder, and if we’re detained, we’re as good as dead.”
    “I see,” Drummond said, as if he got this sort of thing all the time. Or because he had no clue what was happening. He seemed in no hurry.
    “You do get that we’re fugitives?” Charlie asked.
    “Yes, yes, framed for murder—I understand.”
    Charlie ran for the elevator and pounded the down button.
    Drummond turned into the adjacent stairwell.
    Just as well, Charlie thought, backpedaling and shoving through thestairwell door. His hurried steps resonated as if the raw concrete space were a canyon. Drummond doubled back to catch the door before it could boom into the frame, then he resumed his leisurely descent.
    Maybe his pace was deliberate, Charlie thought. If nothing else, it was less conspicuous.
    Nearing the door to the lobby, Charlie slowed too, just in time to avoid being spotted through the glass porthole. The duty officer was hurrying across the lobby.
    Fighting the inclination to duck beneath the glass, Charlie continued walking toward the next flight of stairs, which led to the basement. He beckoned Drummond, who followed as if he had been headed to the basement all along.
    Charlie glanced out again as he passed the door. Trailing the duty officer were two stern and determined-looking men in plain gray suits. FBI agents. Had to be. Charlie’s heart erupted into a beat strong enough to give him away.
    It all but stopped with the realization that he recognized the second FBI man: the father of the happy little boy in the park this afternoon. Unless his appearance now