know most teenagers are supposed to hate their parents or at the very least think theyâre uncool or whatever, but I was always too in awe of my mom and dad for any of that. My parents had one of those creepy, pre-
Frozen
-Disney-movie-type love-at-first-sight stories. They met at a KFC (okay, so maybe not
quite
Disney) after school when they werebarely tweens. Dad, being the cocky little kid I assume he was, asked for Momâs hand in marriage on the spot (offering her a piece of fried chicken instead of an engagement ringâdefinitely, definitely
not
Disney).
Youâve probably read stories like that before, about old-timey folk proposing marriage on the first date and all. But this is legit. And it worked. They didnât get married for another eleven years, but they never dated anyone but each other from that day onward. They eloped in India on a Christmas Day when theyâd barely finished college, each dressed in swimwear and painted in henna. I had a Polaroid photo of them feeding mangoes to elephants. So theirs was an incredible love. Speaks volumes of Colonel Sandersâ secret recipe.
But it wasnât their Nicholas Sparksâesque, so-perfect-it-kind-of-makes-you-sick relationship that I loved most about them. It was the way they were. Iâd seen hormonally ravaged teenagers who werenât as giddily in love as my parents, andâinstead of making me dry retch, like it was apparently supposed toâI loved their love.
Theyâd been hippies when Suds was a kid, an artist and a carpenter living in an abandoned warehouse. Maybe the hellish experience of raising Sadie to adulthood had stripped any resistance from their systems, but theyâd always been nothing but incredibly cool and open toward me.
So when I said to my mom, Daphne, when she got home from the gallery: âMother, Iâm going out tonight and Iâm not sure what time Iâll be home or where Iâm going exactly. Iâmnot a hundred percent certain, but I may possibly be engaging in illegal activities. Is that okay?â
She just said: âAn adventure, huh? Excellent. I was starting to worry about you. Sadie had been arrested three times by your age, and look how she turned out.â
âThanks, Mom. I knew youâd support me.â
âIn anything except murder and the use of prohibited substances that require injection.â
âOh, good, âcause Iâve been meaning to see if you wanted to invest in this mobile meth lab business Iâve been working on for the past few months.â
âOf course, darling. Do me up a compelling spreadsheet and Iâll take a gander at the figures. Will you require emergency getaway transportation from your possibly illegal activities this evening?â
âIâm not sure yet. Can I keep you posted? I shouldnât be out too late. I donât want to keep you and Dad up.â
âIf I donât answer my phone, just get the police to drop you home. Weâll pretend to ground you for a month.â
âThanks, Mom.â
She kissed my forehead. âFor real, though. Donât break any laws. And call me if you need me, okay?â
âWill do.â
The afternoon passed far too slowly after that and then, in the minutes leading up to sunset, far too quickly. All of a sudden it was dark and I was walking toward the front door, shouting good-bye to my parents, searching my thoughts forconversation starters, questions I could ask Grace to keep the small talk going. I always got stage fright in front of her, my brain turning into a cavernously empty pothole that couldnât scrounge up useful thoughts to save itself.
Outside, Graceâs car had disappeared, as it had the two afternoons sheâd driven me home last week. I waited by the mailbox, shuddering against the surprisingly chilly evening breeze. Five minutes passed before I caught a flicker of movement in the corner of my eye. A small, dark figure