away.â
Neal English was an independent insurance actuary with an office in the City National Bank Building overlooking Cadillac Square. He had a monolithic face, all planes and angles with fierce black eyebrows like Lincolnâs, creating an effect he tried to soften with pink shirts and knobby knitted ties. It was just past five oâclock and he was standing behind his desk, scooping papers into a maroon leather attaché case with gold fittings.
âThe boot didnât hurt you none,â Ralph said.
âNot a bit. It just cost me my wife and my kid and seven yearsâ seniority at Great Lakes. Iâd be running the place now.â
âWhich one, the insurance company or the Albanian restaurant?â
âGo away, Ralph.â
âHell, Neal, it was a sweet setup. Forge the old cootâs signature and slip the policy into the files. Who knew the widow would turn yellow and spill the works? You know what an eighteen-year-old broad could do with half of fifty grand?â
âYou could have told Arnie I didnât know anything about it. He damn near prosecuted.â
âWell, he didnât, so whatâs the beef?â
âI was out of work for a year. My wife divorced me and took my boy to Hawaii. I havenât seen either of them in eleven years.â
Ralph rested a ham on a corner of the desk. âKids are expensive to raise, then they turn out crummy anyway. Wives too. Why buy a lake when you can dip your line for free?â
When he came to, he was on his back on the carpet. Neal was sitting on the desk corner Ralph had vacated, sucking his knuckles.
âWhat do you want, Ralph?â
âYou been working out.â He sat up, tasting blood. âYou didnât used to knock me all the way down.â
âYou werenât so fat and slow then. Donât get up yet; Iâve got another hand. What do you want?â
âI think somebodyâs out to kill me.â
âTell whoever it is I said good luck.â
âI ainât kidding.â
âMe neither.â
âYou know that hooker got blown up this morning?â
âThe gas explosion? I read about it.â
âWell, it wasnât no accident.â
âYou blew up a hooker?â
âHell no. What do I look like?â
âRight now, a pile of shit on my rug.â
âIt was in my building. Somebody let himself in, monkeyed with the wall switch so itâd throw a spark, and filled the place with gas on his way out.â
âBrainy. What was the hooker into and what was your angle?â
âItâs more like who was into the hooker.â Ralph told him the rest, beginning with Lyla Daneâs call and finishing with the discovery of the arc switch. He left out the part about the photographs.
âThis the same Monsignor John Breame the News said was found by an altar boy counting angels in his bed at the St. Balthazar rectory this morning?â Neal asked.
âThanks to me and this bug Carpenter.â
âSo?â
âThe blowup was meant for me, ainât that obvious? Carpenter assumed Iâd be going back to that same apartment and rigged it while I was waiting for him down on the street. Only I didnât go there. I went back to my place and went to bed.â
âBishops donât kill people over priests that canât keep their vows in their pants.â
Ralph sucked on his split lip. âWhat world you living in, Neal? Shape the Catholic Church is in, he might do just that to keep it quiet.â
âCount yourself lucky, then. Justice passed you by this time. Youâve screwed more people than any ten hookers.â
âThing is, I got an appointment with the bishop in less than an hour. Could be he wants to finish the job.â
âDonât go.â
âI got to. Could be I got some business there.â
Neal slid off the desk. âGet up, Ralph.â
âYou told me not
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