bowing down to the ground.
âOh, hello, Arthur,â said Mandy. âHow are you today?â
âJust dandy, Mandy â top of the world. And so kind of you to ask. Now the reason Iâve popped in is to give you a little advance warning about next week.â He pulled on his beard, dislodging a few old cornflakes. âYou see, Iâve had to arrange for some redecorating and essential maintenance work to take place in the hall, so there might be some workmen here and someâ¦er, ladders and things. Donât worry, my dear, it wonât be anything too drasticâ¦â He trailed off, backing towards the door.
âWell, thanks for telling me, Arthur,â Miss Howell said, âbut are you sure it wonât be dangerous? I mean, I am working with children.â
â Dangerous? No, no, it wonât be dangerous. And anyway, you know what I always say about danger?â
âI donât actually, Arthur,â muttered Miss Howell, looking pained. âBut Iâm sure youâre going to tell me.â
âI always say, Danger? Pah! I laugh in the face of danger .â
He threw back his head like a horse and snorted with laughter, spraying toast crumbs all over the floor. Everyone started to giggle, but I couldnât tear my eyes away from his beard â it was so disgusting. I swear if he got stranded on a desert island with nothing to eat heâd be able to feed himself for weeks.
âThe thing is Mandy, it might just be a bit, well, you know⦠Anyway my fellow thespians, Iâm sure I can hear the telephone ringing in the office â always in demand â so Iâll love you and leave you if I may.â
And before Miss Howell could say anything else he spun round and escaped through the door, his black cape billowing out behind him.
âWell done for today, guys,â she sighed, rolling her eyes at Arthurâs back as he disappeared down the corridor. âYou were all stars. And donât worry if you didnât sing this time, thereâll be tons more opportunities in the future.â
I knew she was talking about me, and I knew she was being kind, but it just made me feel worse.
âCan you hand your scripts in. Iâll give them back next week with your name and character written on the front. And bring a folder in with you, especially you, Ellie Matthews. I donât want to end up photocopying heaps more scripts because youâve lost them, or the catâs weed on them! Now, are there any questions before we finish?â
âHave you decided any of the parts yet, Mandy?â Monty B asked. âBecause I honestly donât think I can wait until next week. I mean, just imagine if I was struck down by some deadly, tropical disease and I never got to find out who I was. Oh, and Mandy, what does thespian mean?â
âIt means actor, Monty,â said Miss Howell, grinning. âAnd now itâs time to say adieu, and in case you were wondering, that means goodbye.â
In the car, I stared out of the window watching drips of rain run down the glass. I tried to trace them with my finger as they went from the top of the window to the bottom. Mum looked at me in the mirror.
âYouâre quiet, Phoebs. How did the audition go?â
âOh, it was great. I got up and sang and I was so good Miss Howell fainted in a heap on the floor. Okay?â
âThereâs no need to be sarcastic, I was only asking.â
âHow do you know I was being sarcastic?â I said. âAnyway, I donât want to talk about it â Iâm too busy.â
Sara poked me in the side. âHow can you actually be busy sitting in the back of a car?â
âI just am. Iâm busy thinking. Do you have a problem with that?â
â Ooooh touchy! Donât get your knickers in a knot round your big, fat bum!â
âOh, Mum, tell her to shut up, canât you?â
âStop bickering, both