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9th, 1870. With names as imaginative, as delicious to the tongue, as Snodgrass and Pumblechook, can you imagine how colourful and fantastic the characters are themselves? Do not such names bode well for marvellous stories?’
    Somebody whistled in slow appreciation.
    â€˜Miss Fenton?’
    â€˜Yes Laurel Lap-top?’
    â€˜Was that 1812?’
    â€˜Yes, and you don’t have to commit it to the silicon memory of that machine. Switch it off, if you please, and tune in to this: David Copperfield.’
    With copies distributed to each member of the class, Polly said ‘Chapter One’ while her eyes sparkled olive at the students. They read in silence until the end of class.
    â€˜Ladies! Lay-
deez
! Upper Four – attention this instant! Lucy Howard, back to your place.
On
your chair, young lady – do
not
soil that desk with your derrière. Quiet. Angela, excuse me,
Angela
! How do you fancy detention tomorrow? You don’t? Well then, shut it! Thank you. How gracious you all are. This is Miss Carter, who’s taking Miss Fenton’s place for a year. She’ll be your form teacher as well as English teacher to some of you. Alison Setton, bring me that paper aeroplane. Now!’
    â€˜Miss Reilly thinks she’s so cool when really she’s naff.’
    â€˜I
am
cool, Alison, you just can’t handle it – detention tomorrow – you can sew position tags on to the new netball vests. This, as I said, is Miss Carter. You are all to be cordial, friendly and SILENT.’
    Megan Reilly fixed the class with an uncompromising stare, patted Jen on the shoulder and whispered to her that she was hoarse already, bless the blighters.
    â€˜A word of advice,’ she disclosed in quiet warning, ‘don’t smile until half term.’
    She patted the new teacher again and left the room, remonstrating to Jesus, Mary
and
Joseph when she heard the decibel level soar just as soon as she’d closed the door.
    Jen Carter stood behind her desk and in front of a blackboard. She’d never used a blackboard before. At Hubbardtons they had expanses of wipe-away white. And odourless, non-toxic coloured markers.
    She’d never heard such a racket.
    She’d never taught a class with more than twelve students to it.
    She’d never taught only girls.
    She’d never met blighters.
    How in hell’s name was she going to gain their respect, how ever was she even going to get their attention?
    Don’t smile.
    How long was it till half term?
    She turned to the blackboard and began to write her name in long, sloping letters. The din continued, subsiding only temporarily when the chalk grated at a particular point on the board. It was like the volume being switched off. And then switched on, twice as loud, immediately after. She turned back to the class.
    â€˜Quiet, please.’
    Did she say something?
    Dunno. Couldn’t hear it if she did.
    Bet those teeth are capped.
    Yeah. And those boobs are definitely plastic.
    â€˜Ladies,’ she tried, ‘quiet?’
    Ha! We’ve got her, she’s cracking.
    Come on, let’s all hum.
    Yeah! And sway slightly.
    â€˜Per-lease!’
    Jen turned back to the blackboard and stared at her name. Amazingly, the volume was cranked up a further two notches. Brainwave. She took a deep breath and then dragged her fingernails across the blackboard (capped teeth were impermeable to the screech) before spinning on her heels. The class, still soothing their jaws with their hands, were silent; momentarily at least. Fixing her eyes on the clock at the back of the classroom, Jen spoke from the pit of her stomach in deep, curdling tones.
    â€˜Shut. The fuck. Up.’
    8.40 a.m.
    Respect!
    â€˜Don’t you
ever, EVER
make me swear again,’ she told thirty pairs of awestruck eyes.

FIVE
    â€˜K ate, please may I use the phone?’ asked Polly.
    â€˜Sure,’ said Kate and, disconcerted by Polly’s sludge-green