that it got him through the day at Columbia. I had never met him before, but then Columbia is a very large university.
Goldberg ordered a steak and fried potatoes, voicing his contempt for all dietary discoveries, and then asked me whether Charlie had told me about his idea for the book on greed, and what did I think about it?
âItâs a fascinating notion,â I said.
âGood. Weâll talk about it another time. Charlie tells me youâre squiring William Sedgwick Hopperâs divorced wife.â
I looked daggers at Charlie, who shrugged and said, âHarvey wonât spread it.â
âMy lips are locked,â Goldberg concurred. âIâm sixty, Ikeâyou donât mind if I call you Ike? Charlie says you prefer itâand Iâve been divorced seven years. I have a young lady of forty whoâs talking marriage. I understand youâre a widower, Ike. How old are you, if I may ask? Sixty-eight, sixty-nine?â
âSeventy-nine, come December.â
âStatistically, marriage adds eight years to your life.â
Charlie tried to remedy things by reminding Goldberg that we were there to talk about Hopper.
âHe was once the âGolden Boyâ of American athletics, two Olympic gold medals, but now heâs a first-class, unredeemable prick. His wife had him arrested onceâif you can believe the Post âthe third time he beat her up, but she wouldnât press charges. Garson, Weeds and Anderson took him in as a portfolio manager based on his reputation. They wanted the name. Heâs smart the way a crook is smart. He was trading for a number of accounts, one of which was his own, and he was good. Where there were profits, he shifted them into his own account. Where there were losses, he transferred them elsewhere. Iâm simplifying it; itâs far more complex than this. It took three years for him to be caught, and heâs into the firm for fifteen millionâbut the money sits in the house. Heâs rich enough not to need it, and they donât know how to proceed or whether they have enough evidence to put him down. In some ways, itâs a classic scam. They suspended his trading, but he still keeps his office there; and theyâre very careful about what they give out to the press. If you read the stories in the Times and the Wall Street Journal , youâd still have a hard time figuring out what, if anything, he did that was illegal. If the moneyâs missing, itâs one thing, but the moneyâs still thereâin the firm. I had a talk with Jim Weeds about it. Weeds is worried about the face of the firm. Itâs not the biggest outfit on Wall Street, and fifteen mil is still a lot of money.â
âBut theyâll get him in the end, wonât they?â Charlie asked.
âMaybe. Ike,â Goldberg said, âthis is a violent, poisonous man. If you want to help this woman he divorced, watch your step.â
âIâm no avenging angel,â I said. âI donât intend to ever see Hopper or speak to him. Elizabeth Hopper is a gentle, decent woman of forty-seven years. Iâm thirty years older, and Iâm neither young enough nor foolish enough to fall in love.â
The food came, and Goldberg turned to his steak and potatoes. âNo one,â Charlie observed, âis too old or too foolish to fall in love. It starts with the ductless glands in teenagers, who have no reason for denial. At your age, the libido has shrunk a bit and dignity demands denial.â
âWhen I want instruction in half-baked psych, Iâll enroll in one of your classes.â
âGentlemen,â Goldberg said, âgentlemen.â
âWithout malice, Ike,â Charlie said. âForgive me. A small worm in my gut envies you.â
After lunch, I went shopping. I do my own food shopping, partly because I enjoy doing it and partly because it breaks up the day. Sarah Morton, my sometime