pile. Itâs from only a couple years ago. She starts flipping through the pages haphazardly, responding to texts every three seconds. Youâd think she would lie low on the text messaging after the debacle from the other day. Apparently not.
Iâm looking at the pages over her shoulder when I spot her. âOh my God.â I canât believe what Iâm seeing.
âWhat?â Chelsea asks.
âDid you just see who was on that page?â
Chelsea turns back a page and squints.âUm ⦠Mrs. Matrizzi, the computer science teacher who looks like a real-life version of the mom from
The Family Guy
?â
âOh, well, yeah.â I laugh about that for a second, then point to what I saw. âBut no, look at her. Thatâs Sasha Preston. Like
the
Sasha Preston, from
Sasha Says So
. She went here? Oh my God. Did you know that? Thatâs so, so, so cooââ
Chelsea rolls her eyes for the billionth time. At least thatâs how it feels. âAre you serious? You didnât know that?â
Iâm tempted to lie, because admitting I didnât know Sasha Preston went here will probably decrease my coolness level even further. But Iâm a bad liar. âNope. Had no idea.â
âYeah, she graduated from here four years ago. She left here, got discovered, and then her show started. She has private tutors now and doesnât go to high school.â
Weâre still looking at her picture in the yearbook. She looks pretty similar to how she looks in the showâexcept her hair is a little longer and not really styled at all in the picture. She looks normal, average, like any girl youâd see at any school in the country. I wonder if anyone could have predicted that sheâd become a star.
Itâs hard to imagine her having to play badminton and having to stand on the hot-food lunch line and having to change in the gym locker room. Did she get chipped?
Sasha Says So
is about this girl who runs an advice column in the school paper that gets to be so popular she sets up a booth where people can come and ask for advice. Itâs cheesy but funny at the same time. Itâs the kind of show you like more the more you watch it, so itâs better in reruns. But itâs really popularâit wins the Kidsâ Choice Award every year.
Looking at her picture in the yearbook makes me wonderwhat her real life is like. Or
was
like when she went here. Did she like the school? Was she popular? Was she a Chelsea? Or a
me?
Chelsea and I keep flipping through the old yearbook. Weâre looking at everything but mostly looking for pictures of Sasha Preston. We find her in the index, and she has at least twenty page numbers after her name. Most people only have two or three.
âI canât believe you never looked for pictures of her in the yearbooks before,â I say.
Chelsea shrugs.
âOh my God, this is it!â I scream.
âWhat?â Chelsea says as she puts her hair up in a ponytail. Her phone keeps vibrating, but she ignores it.
âWhat weâll do for the video! A day in the life of a Rockwood Hills student? Well, hello! Hereâs one! And a famous one.â I take a deep breath. Finally, a good idea is coming to me. âEven if sheâs not the whole video, we can put Sasha in it somewhere!â
Chelsea shakes her head, not even looking at me. She finally picks up her phone so it stops vibrating. I can tell from where Iâm sitting that she has three missed calls. âAre you kidding?â I canât tell if sheâs talking to me or to her phone. âYou donât get it. She doesnât live here anymore. Sheâs, like, famous. I know youcame from Massachusetts, and you donât know that much about pop culture, but sheâs not just going to be in our video.â
Okay. Did she really need to insult where Iâm from?
âFirst of all,â I say, âIâm from the Berkshires. Itâs like