like rock candy.”
“It is not.”
“You were never good at science, were you? Just don't come crying to me when he shoots holes through your innards and a brain surgeon has to open up your skull to remove all the petrified jiz pellets. And beware the early release too. An under-used dick is just like a land mine. Trust me. Remember when I hooked up with that monk when I was on a monastery tour in Belgium?”
“No.”
“Well I did. And stop judging me! I can tell you're judging me.”
“I swear I'm not. And anyway, you've been judged long ago and found wanting.”
“Wanting...your husband's cock?”
“...”
“Laugh Allie! That was a joke. Anyway, where was I before you started judging me ? Oh yeah. So we were about to get it on in this medieval janitor's closet and before I even pulled his rope belt off, he exploded all over the inside of his tunic.”
“But you survived.”
“You're damn right I did. 'Cause I'm a survivor! Actually, you know what? You should let a professional handle this. I'll be over in ten minutes.”
“Ha! Thanks but I think I've got this,” Allie says.
“You sure? Oh...well. Thanks for calling the scary dangerous penis hotline anyway, friend...or whatever we are now. Friends are supposed to share you know,” Gina says.
The last thing Allie wants is a reminder of her dalliance with Gina's ex-boyfriend. Gina was always playing pranks on her but still, Allie isn't sure if Gina had considered the score settled or not and she was beyond reluctant to find out. At least not right now. “Love you!” Allie says before hanging up.
“Can you hear me Nick?” Allie asks softly. “Are you having a nice dream?”
“Hmmm of course, Gina. I love you,” he says.
“Gina? No, this is Allie. Your wife? Allie?” Worry races through her stomach. You and Gina? No....way. Her first instinct is to slap him awake and confront him but he speaks again.
“Love you... Allie.”
“That's better,” Allie says, relieved. He's lost in a dream world after all- one obviously much nicer than what she experienced. Now is definitely not the time for a fit of jealousy over something mumbled in a drug-influenced dream. She begins kissing him softly over his face and chest. “Do you want me to join you?”
Allie frowns when he doesn't answer. She strokes his side from his ribs to his thigh, eliciting a long, peaceful sigh as his eyes open. He blinks and smiles at her.
“Hi there,” Allie says.
“Hi,” he says. “I'll have two carrot pies. One. Two.”
“Shhh,” she says, chuckling. He is obviously still under the influence of the pill. She runs her fingers along the length of his erection over his boxer briefs. Allie giggles with pleasure- it is long and of average thickness. It also has a nice curve to it- probably good for hitting all the right spots. She salivates over the thought of it inside her.
“Sweet dreams always?”
“Maybe,” she says.
“Good dream,” he says before yawning. He smiles and closes his eyes as she strokes the length of his hard cock. “I got one of...those oh umm...oooh.” Allie is delighted. Never before had she seen him so relaxed when she touched him. Her skin warms.
He groans as she takes him in her mouth. She swirls her tongue around the head while sucking on it and then removes herself, a string of spit connecting her lips to its throbbing head. His pupils are swimming in lust.
“I'm going to drain you,” she says before running her tongue from his balls to the tip of his dick. Her panties are already sticking. She bunches them and runs them up and down and from side to side over her slit. She touches the juices that spill out of her and gives him a sample. “ A taste of what you've been missing,” she says. His enjoyment is obvious as he sucks and licks her wet fingers .
She mounts him as