Repairman Jack [04]-All the Rage by F. Paul Wilson Read Free Book Online Page A

entourage—thinks that shows weakness—and likes the fast lane."
    "Yeah, he do love to get his picture in the paper."
    "And now a club he's building, so all the beautiful people will come to him. He took over one of Regine's defunct places. And what name, do you think?"
    "Milos's Mosh Pit?"
    "No. Worse: Belgravy."
    Jack had to laugh. "No!"
    "But it won't open till the fall, so for reservations you still have time." He looked at Jack over his glasses. "You're getting involved with this man?"
    Jack shrugged. "I've found two people in as many weeks with a beef against him."
    "Be careful. He's a mean one. Not afraid to get his own hands dirty— likes it, I'm told."
    "Dirty as in red and wet?"
    "Exactly."
    Jack blew out a breath. "Well, I wasn't thinking of getting in close."
    "Good thinking. With that man, arm's length is too close."
    Abe finished his bagel and brushed off his littered shirtfront. The parakeet raced around, gobbling up the cascade of crumbs.
    "Look at my Parabellum," he said. "Better than a Dustbuster, that bird." He shook his head. "Listen to me. I'm kvelling about a parakeet."
    "You've got to get out more, Abe."
    "I should go out like a schnook so I can get roughed up by some middle-aged marauders? Feh! I read the papers." He waved a pudgy hand at his stack of newspapers; Abe read all the papers every day—the Times, the Daily News, the Post, Newsday, the Village Voice, even the pink-sheeted weekly Observer. "A jungle out there. I'm better off at home watching I Love Lucy reruns."
    "Come on. The city's so safe lately it's practically a theme park."
    "So the mayor and his minions say, but I see the shiny mantle slipping. I perceive a contrarian trend. And besides, if the city should be too safe, it could be bad for business."
    "It's great for business—except maybe yours."
    Abe didn't sell enough sporting goods to pay the rent, let alone make a living. His real stock was hidden beneath their feet: if it fired a bullet, Abe sold it.
    "Sales falling off?"
    Abe shrugged. "Falling off, no. Flat, yes. But that's not bad. It could mean I'm reaching my goal."
    "The polite society?"
    Abe nodded. His idea of the ideal society was one where everyone was armed at all times. He truly believed in the Heinlein adage that an armed society is a polite society.
    "What about you? How's demand for Repairman Jack's services?"
    "Strong as ever. Probably won't slack off till the system works."
    Abe laughed. "Such a bright future you have. But seriously. Did you ever think that maybe the city is too safe and that's why so many people are going meshugge? Maybe they were so used to feeling threatened that now that they aren't, all that pent-up, unspent adrenaline is blowing their tops."
    Jack stared at him. This was what he loved most about Abe: his crazy theories. But he'd never tell him that.
    Abe stared back. "Nu?"
    "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
    "Then how do you explain all those otherwise law-abiding middle-aged preppies going on a rampage last night? Or how about this?" He looked down at the New York Post that lay spread out on the counter between them. "Where was it? I just—oy, Parabellum!"
    "Looks like your feathered Dustbuster left you a thank-you note."
    Abe grabbed a tissue and wiped up the droppings. He pointed to a column of type. "Here it is. An article about this advertising firm's CEO who hears that their biggest account is being transferred to another shop. What does he do? He picks up a paperweight and starts beating on the account exec who was in charge. Kills him almost. This is normal?"
    Jack thought of the murderous rage of the cab lady but didn't mention her. Abe would only say it bolstered his theory.
    "It's a big city. Takes all kinds."
    "This isn't an isolated incident. All over, I'm seeing it. A trend, I tell you. People flying off the handle for no reason—or for just a little reason maybe. And all because the city is too safe. Pent-up adrenaline. Congested spleens. Something must be