to.â
Ruby sat beside her rock andstroked it. âIâm glad you donât do things like that, Rocky,â she said. âWhat a good, well-trained pet you are.â
Jane scowled.
That night, when Jane went up to bed, she took Kitty with her. The kitten curled up on the bed and purred and went to sleep.
Ruby put Rocky on her bed. The rock was finding it hard to settle down, so Ruby sang it a lullaby.
âWhatâs all that noise? Why are you singing?â asked Jane, peering into Rubyâs room. âItâs not real,â she added, eyeing the rock on Rubyâs bed. You know itâs not. Youâre just pretending.â
Ruby smiled a big, secretive smile. She shrugged. âGoodnight, Jane, and shut the door please â I donât want Rocky to get out in the night.â
âItâs not alive, Ruby, it really isnât!â cried Jane. âLook, if you say itâs not alive and not a real pet, you can give Kitty her breakfast in the morning.â
âNo thank you. And donât shout, youâll wake Rocky.â
âOh, you drive me mad!â Jane was just about to slam the door shut when she had a thought. âI suppose youâll be too busy to feed Kitty in the morning because youâll be feeding your stone, wonât you?â
Ruby looked blank.
âNo? Why not, Ruby? Why doesnât your stone eat anything? Iâll tell you why. Because itâs NOT ALIVE! â
And then she
did
slam the door.
Chapter Four
THERE WAS GOING to be a church fête on Saturday. A leaflet came through the door with all the details of what was going to be there.
âLook,â said Jane. âThere are lots of competitions for pets. Iâm going to enter Kitty for the cuddliest kitten competition.â
Ruby stared at her. âHuh,â she said, âwhat about me?â She grabbed the sheet of paper from Jane.
âSilly.You havenât got a pet.â
âI have. Iâm going to enter my pet rock,â said Ruby.
âYou canât, itâs not real.â
âI can. It is. Itâll win too.â
âYou canât! Mum, please donât let Ruby enter her stupid stone in the competition,â cried Jane. âEveryone will laugh. Ruby, why are you so annoying?â
âI donât know,â said Ruby. âListen, if I
do
win, then youâve got to let me share Kitty with you . . .â
âNo!â said Jane.
âJust a bit. Just let me play with her a bit. That would be fair . . . if I win.â
âOh, OK . . . but you wonât win!â
âWe shall see,â said Ruby mysteriously.
Jane spent hours getting Kitty ready for the competition. She brushed her black fur until it gleamed and sprinkled her with perfume so she smelled like an exotic flower. When Kitty was quite ready, Jane tied a pink ribbon around her neck.
Ruby watched and when Jane had finished, Ruby got her rockready. First she cleaned Rocky with soap. When it was spotless, she dried it. Then she rubbed it with olive oil until it gleamed. Next, she got a small box and painted the inside blue and green with silver squiggles. She filled the box with moss and leaves and rose petals to make a wonderful nest for her rock.There was one small window where you could look inside and when you did peer through, it was all murky and mysterious. The rock sat amongst the petalsand leaves like a peculiar, very still, smiling toad. Ruby made a label for it:
Rocky the Marvellus Misteeriyus Rock Monsta from Planit Droppablok
âNo prizes for spelling,â said Jane. âYou donât think itâs going to win the cuddliest kitten competition, do you? It canât.â
âWeâre not going to even try to win the cuddliest kitten competition,â said Ruby. âIâm not stupid.â
There were all sorts of animals in the competition. Children brought cats, dogs, lizards, frogs, stick insects,