belonged somewhere else.
âNo, no. Iâm a reporter.â
âYes? What do you want?â
âIs Joseph home?â
âHe reads the same paper I get. He donât need his own paper.â
I was standing on a crumbling concrete stoop, staring at a solid door with three dead bolts.
âMrs. DeLucca, this might be easier if you would let me in.â
âWhaddayou, nuts? How I know you are who you say you are and not somebody else, maybe somebody come to rape me, huh? How I supposed to know that? Open the door? Fuhgeddaboudit.â
âMa? Who you talking to?â
âNobody, Joseph. Go back to sleep.â
Heavy footsteps.
âNow you done it, you woke up Joseph. Hope youâre happy now.â
The dead bolts clicked and the door swung open, revealing an ancient speck of a woman in a starched blue duster that matched her bouffant.
Now I remembered. For about a month, Carmella DeLucca had been a waitress at the diner, snarling at customers and shuffling so slowly between the counter and the booths that even kindhearted Charlie finally couldnât put up with it. When he let her go, nobody took her place.
She stood in the doorway now on swollen feet stuffed into bunny rabbit slippers. If Dorcas could see me now, sheâd accuse me of sleeping with her.
Behind Mrs. DeLucca loomed her bouncing baby boy. At six foot three and about forty years of age, he looked a lot like me, if you overlooked the fifty extra pounds straining the elastic of yellowed boxers. I didnât want to think about it. He had forgotten his shirt, although I suppose that mat of hair counted for something.
âWhy you botherinâ Ma?â
Be careful with this one, Mulligan, I thought. One of those extra pounds might be muscle.
âIâm a reporter working on a story about the fires.â
âWhatâs that got to do with Ma?â
âActually, I wanted to talk to you.â
âYou the guy been writinâ all them stories?â
âUh-huh.â
âDonât you know that just encourages him, writinâ all them stories and puttinâ âem in the paper like that? Thatâs just what he wants, see all that stuff in the paper. Bet heâs cuttinâ all those stories out, makinâ himself a fuckinâ scrapbook. Sorry, Ma.â
âWho is?â I said.
âWho is what?â
âWho is making himself a scrapbook?â
âHow the hell do I know? What, you some kinda smart-ass?â
âYou happen to see any of the fires yourself?â
âWhy you askinâ that for?â
âIâm just talking to people whoâve seen some of the fires, asking about what they saw.â
âYeah, I seen three of âem. No, four. Last one was when the fireman got barbecued. Watched them pull his body out the house. Stunk somethinâ awful. It was really cool.â
I flashed on Tony at his wedding reception, his arm around the girl everybody wanted. As my eyes slid over the landscape that was Joseph DeLucca, I managed to keep my clenched fist where it was. He probably couldnât spell asshole, so maybe he couldnât help being one.
âHow did you happen to be there?â I asked.
âI was watchinâ The Brady Bunch, just like every Friday afternoon since I ainât been workinâ. Marcia was complaining âbout her new braces, and just then sirens started goinâ off. She thought the braces made her look ugly, so I told her, âYeah, they do, you whiny little bitch.â When my show ended, I walked over there, see what was up.â
âI see. Mrs. DeLucca, is that how you remember it? The two of you were watching The Brady Bunch ?â
âMa was at the Duds ânâ Suds. Why you care where Ma was at?â
âSo you were home alone, then?â
âWhat the fuck you gettinâ at? Sorry, Ma. You accusinâ me of something? Get the fuck outta here, âfore I shove my