ashamed of myself, and wanted to grab my checkbook and make a large donation to a cause of Paoloâs choice right that minute (except of course Iâve already made several this year aloneânot to mention having donated huge chunks of my time, including only last night when I attended that benefit for Chernobyl).
âIâm sorry, Paolo,â I said. âYouâre so right. I do need to find balance in my life. Only I donât know how. Do you have any suggestions, other than keeping a gratitude journal, which Iâm already doing?â
â Sì! I think my new boyfriend, Stefano, can help you, Principessa.â
âHe can? Thatâs wonderful! How?â
âStefano has the healing hands!â Paolo cried proudly. âHe can cure you with one touch!â
âHeâs a masseur? Oh, howââ
âNo, no, not the massage! The ancient art of Reiki, laying on of hands. Only the hands, they never touch you.â
I was confused. âIf they never touch you, then how do they heal anything?â
âThe flow of energy from the universe! And for you, Principessa, Stefano do it for free. But of course after first half hour, itâs two hundred dollars for every thirty minutes.â
âUm,â I said.
Of course sweet Paolo has fallen in love with some guy whoâs convinced he can cure peopleâs problems by waving his hands over them and channeling the flow of energy from the universe.
But if anyone could actually do that, wouldnât all of lifeâs ills have been solved already?
I said, plastering on my fake smile, âThank you, Paolo, thatâs so kind of you, but I donât think I have time right now. Maybe another day, all right?â
Paolo looked disappointed. I know heâs probably been fantasizing about having his current boyfriend magically restore balance to my universe, and then me raving about it to the press. Then the two of them could open some new spaâ Paolo and Stefanoâs Universal Beauty and Wellness. If we can cure royalty, we can cure you!
But I think itâs going to take more than one pair of healing hands to find the balance in my universe.
CHAPTER 8
11:36 p.m., Thursday, April 30
Third-Floor Apartment
Consulate General of Genovia
New York City
Ugh. So glad thatâs over. At least I looked good. Paolo is a true artist of hair.
I couldnât tell Lilly the truth about why I didnât want her or Michael around tonight. It wasnât that I was afraid of them getting oranges thrown at them (no oranges were thrown; everyone behaved with perfect decorum when Grandmère and I went out to greet our guests. Except for the booing).
It isnât even that the security system is still glitchy and that Iâm afraid Michael will get caught entering the building in the wee hours and weâll get more bad press.
Itâs that Genovians are snobs.
Thatâs why they donât want the Qalifi refugees to be given Genovian citizenship, even temporary Genovian citizenship. They barely think Iâm good enough to have Genovian citizenship.
My eye was twitching like crazy the entire time (when my jaw wasnât aching from fake smiling), but I donât think anyone except Grandmère noticed.
Of course, even though I overheard half of them making catty remarks about the fact that Iâm a âcommonerâ and, even worse, an American (but of course the other half of me is royal, so to them that makes up for it), they were falling over themselves in an effort to get selfies taken with me (and the portrait of my dad in the Grand Hallway, since he didnât show upâprobably a good thing, given his current state of near-constant inebriation).
Now theyâll be busy posting their pics to their social media accounts, saying what a fantastic time they had.
Since Michael wasnât there, several of them asked me with fake concern if âeverything is all rightâ between