âIâve got a feeling I may be asked, thatâs all.â Then she got flustered and picked up her handbag and headed for the Ladies â a place she never used...
âYou took Ceri Price to the pictures?â Emlyn said. âMy God, come and join us! Anything doing?â
âI never tried.â
âAs bad as that? Have another pint. You can pay. Iâm using the Amos Ellyott system.â We were in the Kingâs Arms, our favourite pub. It was Friday night, the doors and windows open wide, a summer wind coming in off the estuary. Emlyn was wearing a silk scarf to hide the bruising on his throat. He had dispensed with the plaster above his ear. He looked dapper, like something off the fag adverts.
âThree pints of best bitter,â I said, placing the drinks on the table. âHey where are you off to?â I asked Mash.
Mash pointed silently to the gents. I took the chance to ask Emlyn how they had got on that day.
âFine,â he replied. âEverythingâs OK.â He raised his glass and drank.
âYes, but what did Mash say? Did you talk it out with him?â There was no response from Emlyn. âI asked you a bloody question.â
He placed his elbows on the table, cupped his face in his hands. âNot the real question, though, was it?â
âWhat dâyou mean?â
âWhat you want to know is did Mash go berserk because he saw me coming out of Lilianâs,â he grinned. A challenge on the table, and I was about to take it up when he said, âOh God, look whoâs here.â
MT came sweeping in, called four pints as he passed the bar and planted himself at our table.
âHasnât it been a wonderful day?â he said. âMarvellous! Absolutely marvellous. Like the summers of old. We can only prayâ â he looked up at the ceiling â âthat it holds for carnival week.â The sun had left blisters on his forehead. âThe first step back on the road to recovery.â The barman placed four pints on the table. âThought Iâd join you for a little session,â he said, and cleared the best part of his pint in a couple of noisy gulps.
âDidnât know you were a drinking man,â Emlyn said.
âIt used to be fifteen pints a night back in the old rugger days.â He gave Mash a friendly punch as he rejoined us. âMy God, Iâve sunk some stuff in my time. You boys â drink? Youâve no idea...â and he went rambling on about the times heâd had, and calling out for more pints from the bar. Emlyn and I had them lined up, but Mash who had the bigger capacity kept up with him and seemed to be the only one who was listening to him too. âWe used to drink the bars dry. But never mind about ancient history...â
âHear, hear,â Emlyn said.
âNow is what counts. Thereâs going to be a renaissance in the old town. My committeeâs organised. The carnival entries are pouring in. And the sports day â youâve got to enter, all three of you.â
âWeâve retired, havenât we, Philip?â Emlyn said.
âNonsense! Itâll be fun. The amateur spirit.â Heâd finished another pint. âTo the bar!â His face was red and sweaty now. âItâs my treat.â
âThen leave me out,â I said.
But he was up and off to the bar, booming four pints, best bitter.
âMarshall, speak to your father,â Emlyn said. Mash smiled and shrugged his huge shoulders and retired into his own silence. MT returned, slopping beer all over the table, breathing hard. âHow are we doing?â He said, clapping me on the back.
âIâm sinking,â I said.
âNonsense!â he said and went stamping out to the gents.
âOur night for getting drunk under the table,â Emlyn said. âShall we join in?â
âYouâre on your own, mateâ I said.
Emlyn smiled. By the