priest narrowly. The man meant well, but he didnât understand. Not Scott and certainly not Brandon. âIsnât that what prayers are all about, Father?â
4
T HE MAN WHO CALLED HIMSELF T EDDY wasnât much of a talker by nature, but tonight the role required it, so he just chatted along as if heâd forgotten how to breathe. In the past five hours, heâd covered music, food, movies, religion and politicsâthe latter only after listening carefully to what his new friend thought about the issues. No sense unnecessarily pissing people off. For a while there, back in the truck stop, he was worried that he might be laying it on a little too thick, but in retrospect he should have known better. Some people were just too friendly for their own good.
But ultimately, when the heavens dumped this much snow, only the weather made the A-list for discussion. Would they close the interstates or wouldnât they? How many New York skiers would turn up frozen to death in the morning? One particularly animated discussion among the truckers was the ethical reasonableness of pushing stranded four-wheelers off the road when they were stupid enough to drive in powder that was deeper than their axles were high.
The truck stop banter required the patience of a fisherman. Fact was, if Teddy hadnât hooked a ride with someoneâif heâd gotten stranded thereâhis careful planning could have unraveled very quickly. He could have found solace in the fact that the cops had far more important things to do on a night like this than trace the tags on his car, but it wasnât impossible, and as a man who stayed alive by controlling risk, heâd wanted to be back on the road as quickly as possible. The idea was to abandon the car at the truck stop and catch a ride under the auspices of having hitchhiked this far. Tomorrow was his motherâs eightieth birthday, donât you know, and he was coming home to her as a surprise.
Teddyâs mother had had more eightieth birthdays than McDonaldâs has fries.
One guy in particular had looked like he might be a strong candidate. He sat in a far corner and made eye contact periodically, but every time Teddy had offered a smile, the other guy looked away. Teddy didnât like that. Heâd considered for a moment that maybe the guy was watching himâthat he knew more than he shouldâbut the very idea seemed preposterous. Still, one could never be too careful. Teddy had decided to make the first move if the stranger didnât approach soon. All the professionalism in the world couldnât crush irrational paranoia completely.
The stranger in the booth became irrelevant, though, the instant that Maurice Hertzberger waddled in. Clearly a regular, Maurice chatted it up with the waitress who, by pure happenstance, seated the newcomer in the booth directly across the aisle from Teddy, who continued on with the small talk. He tossed off a casual how-ya-doinâ, which led to the where-ya-froms and within ten minutes, Teddy had received an invitation to move his place setting over to Mauriceâs table. Thatâs when the conversation turned to the eightieth birthday. Damn this weather, though. It would be a bitch finding a ride.
Right on cue, Maurice had made his offer and Teddy had his chauffeur. Thus began the five hours of endless chatter.
âThe roads are getting worse by the minute,â Maurice observed for at least the dozenth time. In profile, his huge belly made his arms look too short to steer.
âYouâre doinâ great by me,â Teddy replied. Thanks to a theatrical fat suit heâd picked up on an Internet auction for about seventy bucks, people would remember Teddy as a full-figured fellow himself. The suit added a good fifty pounds to his appearance, and the bushy beard concealed his lean features well enough to not raise casual suspicion. âYou must drive this route a lot.â
âActually, no.
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