as well.
âWhere are you from, little girl?â
âFrom the frontier.â
âDonât tell lies, little girl. Children donât come from the frontier.â
âItâs not a lie! I did so!â
âDonât contradict me, little girl. Donât be a nasty, contradictory little liar.â
Her name hadnât been Snark then. It had been something else. And she hadnât wanted to kill people then.That came later, after theyâd named her Snark the liar, Snark the thief. Not Snark the murderer, though. Sheâd never actually killed anybody, though sheâd wanted to. Just her luck theyâd caught her before sheâd done it.
The judgment machines were clear about that: âYou are sentenced to lifetime shadowhood because of your emotional need to breach the first and second rights of man.â
âThey got no right,â Snark had snarled to Susso. âThey got no right.â
âWhy donâ they?â heâd asked. âAs much as you.â
âTheyâre machines,â sheâd told him. âOnây machines. Iâm a person, a human. The universe was made for me!â
Susso had shaken his head. âYou been listeninâ to some Firster godmonger on the newslink, girl. Some belly-sweller. Some prick-waver. Forget Firsters. They donât talk for this world. Not for Alliance Central, they donât. Too many Fastigats on Alliance Central. Fastigats donât listen to Firsters. This world is different. This world has shadows, and most of the time shadows arenât human. One third the time, shadows got the right to live like they want except they try anâ hurt somebody. The rest oâ the time, shadows got no rights. Thatâs the way this world is!â
Snark knew that. When the invigilators had dragged her before the huge, unbearably shiny robo-judge, theyâd read her the words printed across its front: EQUAL JUSTICE; THE SAME REMEDY FOR THE SAME CRIME, EVERY TIME.
âOn Alliance Central, human rights are those rights our people grant one another and enforce for one another,â the machine said in its solemn, mechanical voice. âThere are four human rights universally recognized. The first of these is the right of all individuals to do what they choose with an absolute minimum of interference. Man is not required to meet any standard of behavior so long as he is not adversely sensed by any other human. The second right is that of choosing oneâs dependents. Persons may not be taxed or otherwise forced to support dependentsthey have not chosen, though they are absolutely required to care for those they have signed for. The third right is to be protected from those who would infringe upon the first two rights through interference or unlawful dependency. Thievery, of which you have been convicted, is a crime of interference and dependency. You have put others to inconvenience and you have supported yourself at othersâ expense. You may be brought into alignment with social norms if you so choose. Do you so choose?â
Of course she hadnât so chosen. And she never would! Which sheâd said, not quite that politely.
Imperturbably, the machine had gone on: âIf one chooses not to be aligned, the fourth human right is to die. Do you choose to die?â
She hadnât chosen that either.
âOn Alliance Central, persons choosing neither to be aligned nor to die have only one alternative remainingâto become shadows.â
Or, as Kane the Brain said later, âSpend two thirds of your time asleep or serving the bureaucracy so theyâll let you think youâre doing what you want one third of your time!â
Which is what Snark had ended up doing. No fix for her. No having her mind changed so she wouldnât want to steal anymore. No having her chemistry changed so she wouldnât want to maim or kill. No, better be herself one third of the time than never be