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    “Tracey! Donatello is a full-grown, very normal, very juicy-licious human being.”
    Yes, normal and juicy-licious go hand in hand in Raphael’s world.
    I think I need a drink.
    I reach into the cupboard for a couple of glasses as Raphael prods, “You met him last month when I took you out to lunch at Bacio on my expense account, remember?”
    I rack my brains.
    All I remember from that lunch is Raphael scolding me for not spending more time with him these days…
    Oh, and the divine piece of pumpkin cheesecake that we shared for dessert, which I couldn’t pass up once the waiter rolled it over on the trolley and went on and on about—
    “Wait, you mean the waiter?” I ask incredulously.
    “Yes! Tracey, I knew you’d remember.”
    “How could I forget? The way you were flirting with him right from the start—and the way he described that cheesecake…” I shudder at the waiter’s risqué-in-retrospect description of velvety cream cheese melting on the warmth of the tongue. And here I thought he was talking to me. About dessert. “It was very…vivid.”
    “Wasn’t it just?” Raphael looks dreamy.
    A drink, I think. A drink, and a cigarette.
    I take a fresh pack of Salems out of the cupboard and tap it against my palm.
    “So what you’re telling me is that you want to get engaged to the waiter from Bacio on Sweetest Day?”
    “Absolutely, Tracey. Unless you think that’s too cliché?”
    “I wouldn’t call it cliché in the least.”
    I pour a couple of inches of rum into a jelly glass and wonder how to make a mojito, then decide I don’t really care at this point.
    “I was thinking we could schedule our commitment ceremony for Valentine’s Day,” Raphael goes on, oblivious to my imminent bender, “and I’d want you as my maid of honor, of course.”
    Touched, I look up from the cigarette I’m lighting to make sure that he’s serious.
    Judging by the tear glistening in the corner of his eye, he is.
    “That would mean a lot to me,” I tell him sincerely. “Thank you. I would be honored.”
    “And I’ll be honored to return the favor someday, Tracey,” he says, gently patting my arm as if assuring a maiden aunt that someday her prince will come.
    “Jack has a diamond, Raphael.” I exhale twin trails of smoke through my nostrils and try not to think about the Chia Pet.
    “Of course he does.”
    “I’m serious! He has a diamond, and he’s probably just waiting for…for, you know…”
    “The right moment?”
    “Yes, and for…um…”
    “For the jeweler to make a setting?”
    “Exactly.”
    “Speaking of settings, Tracey, what do you think of this?” Raphael pulls a black velvet box out of his pocket and flips it open. “It’s my big splurge.”
    I’ll say. I gape at the marquis-cut diamond engagement ring.
    “It’s beautiful, Raphael, but…” I search for a tactful way to put it. “I mean, isn’t that for a woman?”
    “Tracey! No!”
    “I have to say…” I tilt my head dubiously. “I’m thinking yes.”
    “The jeweler said it’s definitely unisex. And I say it’s uni-sexy. I love it, and Donatello will love it, and that’s all that counts.”
    Right. Next thing you know, Raphael will be checking out the bridal sample sale at Kleinfeld.
    “So what do you think, Tracey? I’m getting married! I’m planning a glorious proposal and an even more glorious wedding!”
    Et tu, Raphael? is what I think.
    But I give him a congratulatory hug and I try not to be wistful as he talks about cakes and flowers and dance bands.
    After all, my whole life doesn’t hinge on when—or even whether —Jack pops the question. I am not one of those so-called New York career women whose secret main goal in life is a diamond ring on her finger and wedding date on the calendar.
    Those women are pathetic.
    I’m not pathetic. I’m…
    Well, I’ve got a whole lot more going on in my life.
    I’ve got great friends, a semifunctional family, and someday I’ll be promoted to