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potatoes onto my plate. “I’m sure he doesn’t want to see my gun. Anyway, I don’t have it with me.”
    “She’s got just a little one,” Grandma said. “Mine’s bigger. Do you want to see my gun?”
    My mother poured herself a second glass of wine, and my father gripped his knife so hard his knuckles turned white.
    “Maybe later,” Dave said.
    “You are not supposed to have a gun,” my mother said to my grandmother.
    “Oh yeah. I forgot. Okay, I gave the gun away,” Grandma said to Dave. “But it’s a beaut.”
    “What about you?” my father asked Dave. “Do you have a gun?”
    Dave shook his head. “No. I don’t need a gun.”
    “I don’t trust a man who doesn’t own a gun,” my father said, slitty-eyed at Dave, forkful of meatloaf halfway to his mouth.
    “I don’t usually agree with my son-in-law,” Grandma said, “but he’s got a point.”
    “Do you have a gun?” Dave asked my dad.
    “I used to,” my dad said. “I had to get rid of it when Edna moved in. Too much temptation.”
    My mother drained her wineglass. “Anyone want more potatoes?” she asked.
    “I’ll have another piece of meatloaf,” Dave said.
    “The way to good meatloaf is to use lots of ketchup when you’re mixing it up,” Grandma said. “It’s our secret ingredient.”
    “I’ll remember that,” Dave said. “I like to cook. I’d like to go to culinary school, but I can’t afford it right now.”
    My father stopped chewing for a beat and gave his head analmost imperceptible shake, as if this sealed the deal on his assessment of Dave Brewer.
    “How about you?” Dave asked me. “Do you like to cook?”
    Interesting question. He didn’t ask me if I could cook. The answer to that was easy. No. I for sure couldn’t cook. Anything beyond a sandwich and I was a mess. The thing is, he asked me if I liked to cook. And that was a more complicated question. I didn’t know if I liked to cook. Someone was always cooking for me. My mom, Morelli’s mom, Ranger’s housekeeper, and a bunch of professionals at delis, pizza places, supermarkets, sandwich shops, and fast-food joints.
    “I don’t know if I like to cook,” I told him. “I’ve never had reason to try. I wasn’t married long enough to get the stickers off the bottoms of the pots.”
    “And then her apartment got firebombed and her cook-book got burned up,” Grandma said. “That was a pip of a fire.”
    “That’s too bad,” Dave said. “Cooking can be fun. And you get to eat what you make.”
    I wasn’t sure I wanted to eat anything I made.
    “We got to get a move on with this dinner,” Grandma said. “Mildred Brimmer is laid out at Stiva’s, and I don’t want to miss anything. Everyone’s going to be talking about Lou Dugan, and I’m going to be the star on account of Stephanie was right on the spot.”
    Dave turned to me. “Is that true? I heard they found him buried on the bonds office property.”
    “Yeah,” I said. “The backhoe guy uncovered a hand and part of the arm. I wasn’t there when they exhumed the rest of him.”
    “I heard they recognized him by his ring,” Dave said.
    I nodded. “Morelli spotted it. I’m sure they’ll do more forensic work to be certain.”
    “That’s the good part about living in the Burg,” Grandma said. “There’s always something interesting going on.”
    We made our way through the dinner in record time, so Grandma could get to her viewing. No one spilled the wine or set the tablecloth on fire by knocking over a candlestick. The conversation was mildly embarrassing, since it was full of not-so-subtle references about Dave and me becoming a couple, but I’d been through far worse.
    “Sorry about the matchmaking,” I said to Dave as I showed him to the door after dinner was over.
    “By the end of the meal I was almost convinced we were engaged.” He stared down at my cleavage. “I was starting to warm to the idea.” He gave me a polite kiss on the cheek. “Maybe we can be