âOkay. Thereâs really no avoiding it.â
âI agree,â I said, unlocking my door.
âLetâs go then,â she said grudgingly, getting out of the car and slamming the door behind her, hitching her backpack over one shoulder. I followed, merging into the crowd that carried us down through the teachersâ parking lot to the courtyard in front of the main building. The first bell rang and everyone moved inside, suddenly thrown together in front of the doors and causing a major traffic jam of bodies and backpacks, elbows and feet, a tide I let carry me down the hallway to my homeroom, keeping my eye on the back of Scarlettâs red head.
âThis is it,â I said as we came up on Mr. Alexanderâs door, which was decorated with cardboard cutout frogs.
âGood luck,â Scarlett called out, pulling open the door of her own homeroom and rolling her eyes one last time as she disappeared inside.
Mr. Alexanderâs room already smelled of formaldehyde and he smiled at me, mustache wriggling, as I took my seat. The first day was always the same: they took roll, handed out schedules, and sent home about ten million different memos to your parents about busing and cafeteria rates and school rules. Beside me Ben Cruzak was already stoned and sleeping, head on his desk, with Missy Cavenaugh behind him doing her fingernails. Even the snake on Mr. Alexanderâs counter looked bored, after eating a mouse for the audience of science geeks who always hung out before first bell.
After about fifteen minutes of continuous droning over the intercom and a stack of memos an inch high on my desk, Alexander finally handed out our schedules. I could tell right away something was wrong with mine; I was signed up for Pre-calculus (when I hadnât even taken Algebra Two), French Three (when I took Spanish), and, worst of all, Band.
âHave a good day!â Alexander yelled above the bell as everyone headed toward the door. I went up to his desk. âHalley. Yes?â
âMy schedule is wrong,â I said. âIâm signed up for Band.â
âBand?â
âYes. And Pre-cal and French Three, and none of those are my classes.â
âHmmm,â he said, and he was already looking over my head at the people streaming in, his first class. âBetter go to your first class and get a pass to Guidance.â
âBut...â
He stood up, his mustache already moving. âOkay, people, take a seat and Iâll be sending around a chart for you to fill in your chosen spot. This will be the seating chart for the rest of the semester, so I suggest you choose carefully. Donât tap on that glass, it makes the snake crazy. Now, this is Intro to Biology, so if you donât belong here...â
I walked out into the hallway, where Scarlett was leaning against the fire extinguisher waiting for me. âHey. Whatâs your first class?â
âPre-cal.â
âWhat? You havenât taken Algebra Two yet.â
âI know.â I switched my backpack to my other shoulder, already sick of school. âMy schedule is so messed up. Iâm signed up for Band.â
âBand?â
âYes.â I stepped aside to let a pack of football players pass. âI have to go to Guidance.â
âOh, that sucks,â she said. âIâve got English and then Commercial Design, so Iâll meet you after, okay? In the courtyard by the soda machines.â
âIâm supposed to be in Band then,â I said glumly.
âThey canât force you to take Band,â she said, laughing. I just looked at her. âThey canât. Go to Guidance and Iâll see you later.â
The Guidance office was packed with people leaning against the walls and sitting on the floor, all waiting for the three available counselors. The receptionist, whose phone was ringing shrilly, nonstop, looked up at me with the crazed eyes of a rabid