weâll forget the whole thing,â he suggested.
âOh sure. Sure ,â she said. âForget the whole thing. Forget that my fiancé is afraid heâll make the Devil mad if he marries me on a Thursday. Thatâs easy to forget.â
âItâs nothing to get excited about, dearest.â
She groaned. âOh! If you arenât the ⦠the absolute limit.â
She turned and looked at him. Her eyes narrowed suspiciously.
âHow about Wednesday?â she asked.
He was silent. Then he cleared his throat with embarrassment.
âIââ he started, and then smiled awkwardly. âI forgot that, dear,â he said. âNot Wednesday either.â
She felt dizzy. âWhy?â she asked.
âIf we married on Wednesday, Iâd be a cuckold.â
She leaned forward to stare at him. âYouâd be a what? â she asked in a shrill voice.
âA cuckold. Youâd be unfaithful.â
Her face contorted in shock.
âIâI,â she spluttered. âOh, God , take me home! I wouldnât marry you if you were the last man in the world!â
He kept driving carefully. She couldnât stand the silence.
She glared at him accusingly. âAndâand I suppose if we got married on a-a Sunday , youâd turn into a pumpkin!â
âSunday would be fine,â he said.
âOh, Iâm so glad for you,â she snapped. âYou donât know how happy youâve made me.â
She turned away from him.
âMaybe you just donât want to marry me,â she said. âWell, if you donât, say so! Donât give me all this crap aboutâ¦â
âI want to marry you. You know that. But it has to be the right way. For both our sakes.â
She hadnât intended to invite him in. But she was so used to his coming in that she forgot when they arrived at the house.
âYou want a drink?â she asked sullenly as they went into the living room.
âNo, thank you. Iâd like to talk this thing over with you, sweetheart,â he said, pointing to the couch.
She set down her chubby body stiffly. He took her hand.
âDearest, please try to understand,â he said.
He slid an arm around her and stroked her shoulder.
In another moment she melted. She looked into his face earnestly. âDarlinâ,â she said, âI want to understand. But how can I?â
He patted her shoulder. âNow listen, I just know certain things. And I believe that to marry on the wrong day would be fatal to our relationship.â
âBut ⦠why?â
He swallowed. âBecause of consequences.â
She didnât say anything. She slid her arms around him and pressed close. He was too comfortable not to marry just because he wouldnât marry on Thursday. Or Wednesday.
She sighed. âAll right, darlinâ. Weâll change it to Sunday. Will that make you happy?â
âYes,â he said. âThat will make me happy.â
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Then one night he offered her father fifteen dollars to seal the bargain of their marriage.
Mr. OâShea looked up from his pipe with an inquiring smile.
âWould you say that again?â he asked politely.
Frank held out the money. âI wish to pay this as purchase money for your daughter.â
âPurchase money?â asked Mr. OâShea.
âYes, purchase.â
âWhoâs sellinâ her?â Mr. OâShea inquired. âIâm givinâ her hand in marriage.â
âI know that,â said Frank. âThis is just symbolic.â
âPut it in your hope chest,â said Mr. OâShea. He went back to his paper.
âIâm sorry, sir, but you must accept it,â Frank insisted.
Then she came downstairs.
Mr. OâShea looked at his daughter.
âTell your young man to stop kiddinâ,â he said.
She looked at Frank with a worried glance. âAw,