totally awesome birthday presentâbut one that made me feel totally terrible when, while we were all chowing down on cake and lacing up our skates, Lilly came over to me and whispered, looking super weird, âI did it. I told him.â
At first I didnât think Iâd heard her right, because they had the sound system turned up so loud, with Rihannaâs âPon De Replayâ blaring. Then I noticed her expression, which was a mixture of dismay and total embarrassment. And I realized what sheâd said.
My God. Sheâd drunk the fat. LILLY DRANK THE FAT!!!!
Even Ross didnât drink the fat when Rachel asked him to. He was GOING to, but at the last minute, she stopped himâ¦.
Only I hadnât gotten a chance to stop Lilly from drinking the fat. Because I had never in a million years thought sheâd go ahead and do it. I mean, weâre best friends, and all.
But that sheâd actually gone ahead and DRUNK THE FAT??? I couldnât believe it.
âYou TOLD him?â I practically shrieked.
âShhhh!â Lilly pinched me. A birthday pinch to grow an inch, I guess. âNot so loud! Yes, I told him. Thatâs what you wanted, wasnât it? Thatâs what you said I had to do so you could trust me again. So I did it.â
And then I felt the mean little elf that had sprung alive inside me the day before die a quick, ignominious death. What had I been thinking? Why had I asked Lilly to do something so stupidâand humiliating? Telling J. P. she loved him wasnât going to keep her from cheating on him with some other random guy, as sheâd done to Boris, or keep her from mortifying me at this, or any other future event. I canât believe Iâd asked her to do something so stupidâ¦so practically guaranteed to make him run from her like a startled fawn.
But even more, I couldnât believe sheâd actually done it.
Glancing over to where J. P.âwho was turning out not to be the worldâs best skaterâwas being coaxed by Lars to let go of the rink wall, I asked, âWhat did he say? When you told him, I mean?â
âThank you,â Lilly said softly.
âYouâre welcome,â I said. âI knew if you were just honest with him about your feelings, it would all work out.â Iâd actually known no such thing, but itseemed like the right thing to say. âBut what did he say?â
âThatâs just it,â Lilly said, still not looking very happy. âHe said Thank you.â
I blinked at her. âWaitâ¦you told J. P. you love him, and all he said back was Thank you ?â
Lilly nodded. She still lookedâ¦funny. Like she didnât know whether to laugh or cry.
And honestly, I didnât know which she should do either.
âNot exactly an explosion of passion, huh?â Lilly said.
âNot exactly,â I said. What could J. P. be thinking? Who says Thank you to someone who says they love you? Especially to someone whose tongue has been in your mouth?
Then, because the whole thing was my fault, really, I said, âBut it could be, you know, that he didnât know how to reply. I mean, on account of him not being used to having a girlfriend. Or any sort of human interaction, aside from his parents.â
Lilly brightened a little. âYou think?â
âTotally,â I said. And, since Michael had skated up to us at that very moment, I went, âHey, Michael. If a girl tells a guy that she loves him, and the guy says Thank you, that means heâs just not used to that level of intimacy, doesnât it?â
âSure,â Michael says. âOr that heâs not that into her. You got a second?â
âJ. P. is TOTALLY into you,â I assured Lilly, who looked like she was about to kill Michael. âSeriously. Stay here, Iâll be right backââ
Then, skating away with Michael, I said, âWhyâd you have to say that? She just
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