because there was a change of bill at the movie house. He never missed a movie. Thatâs what done it, the movies. I and you, Doc, we know what liars the movies are. He wonât be happy out there. Heâll just be miserable to come back.â
Doc gazed at his run-down laboratory. âI wish I were out there with him,â he said.
âWho donât?â said Mack. âWhy, them South Sea Island girls will kill him. He ainât as young as he used to be.â
âI know,â said Doc. âYou and I should be out there, Mack, to help protect him from himself. Iâm wondering, Mack, should I step across the street and get another pint or should I go to bed?â
âWhy donât you flip a coin?â
âYou flip the coin,â said Doc. âI donât really want to go to bed. If you flip it Iâll know how itâs going to come out.â
Mack flipped, and he was right. Mack said, âIâd just as lief step over for you, Doc. You just set here comfortableâIâll be right back.â And he was.
2
The Troubled Life of Joseph and Mary
Mack came back with a pint of Old Tennis Shoes and he poured some in Docâs glass and some in his own.
Doc said, âWhat kind of a fellow is the new owner over thereâMexican, isnât he?â
âNice fellow,â said Mack. âClassy dresser. Name of Joseph and Mary Rivas. Smart as a whip, but kind of unfortunate, Docâunfortunate and funny. You know how it is, when a pimp falls in love it donât make any difference how much he suffersâitâs funny. And Joseph and Maryâs kind of like that.â
âTell me about him,â said Doc.
âI been studying him,â said Mack. âHe told me some stuff and I put two and two together. Heâs smart. You know, Doc, thereâs a kind of smartness that cuts its own throat. Havenât you knew people that was so busy being smart they never had time to do nothing else? Well, Joseph and Mary is kind of like that.â
âTell me,â said Doc.
âI guess you couldnât find no two people oppositer than what you and him is,â Mack began. âYouâre nice, Doc, nice and egg-heady, but a guy would have to be nuts to think you was smart. Everybody takes care of you because youâre wide open. Anybody is like to throw a sneak-punch at Joseph and Mary just because heâs in there dancing and feinting all the time. And heâs nice too, in a way.â
âWhereâd he come from?â Doc asked.
âWell, Iâll tell you,â said Mack.
Mack was right. Doc and Joseph and Mary were about as opposite as you can get, but delicately opposite. Their differences balanced like figures of a mobile in a light breeze. Doc was a man whose whole direction and impulse was legal and legitimate. Left to his own devices, he would have obeyed every law, down to pausing at boulevard stop signs. The fact that Doc was constantly jockeyed into illicit practices was the fault of his friends, not of himselfâthe fault of Wide Ida, whom the liquor laws cramped like a tight girdle, and of the Bear Flag, whose business, while accepted and recognized, was certainly mentioned disparagingly in every conceivable statute book.
Mack and the boys had lived so long in the shadow of the vagrancy laws that they considered them a shield and an umbrella. Their association with larceny, fraud, loitering, illegal congregation, and conspiracy on all levels was not only accepted, but to a certain extent had become a matter of pride to the inhabitants of Cannery Row. But they were lamblike children of probity and virtue compared to Joseph and Mary. Everything he did naturally turned out to be against the law. This had been true from his earliest childhood. In Los Angeles, where he had been born, he led a gang of pachucos while he was still a child. The charge that he lagged with loaded pennies, if not provable, at least seems