and laughed so loud her mangy old hound dog scurried out from under the shrubbery and stared at them. She put her arm around Randall and squeezed him against her. She smelled like bacon grease and talcum powder all mixed together.
âI swannee, Randall Mackey,â she said, âyouâre about the most serious child Iâve ever seen in all my born days.â
Randall put a smile on his face and made himself let out a little chuckle.
Miss Frieda jiggled his shoulder. âSeems to me like we need to get our lives back to the way they supposed to be instead of all fired up at each other every dang minute of the day. Maybe I ought not to be making such a fuss. I know Charlotte wants a child of her own. But that childâs not hers, andââ
T.J. burst through the screen door and grinned at Miss Frieda. âCora Lee spilled a whole bag of flour on the kitchen floor,â he said.
âYou think thatâs funny, Tyrone Jamal?â she said, grunting as she pushed herself up off the steps.
T.J. wiped the grin off his face real quick. âNo, maâam,â he said. âCan I go now? I finished them chores.â
Miss Frieda flapped her hand at him and said, âGo on,â before disappearing through the screen door.
âWhat you wanna do?â T.J. said to Randall.
âLetâs go over to Jaybirdâs.â
They raced up the alley to the Gilleysâ house. Jaybird sat on the edge of the porch, dangling his legs over the side. Althea stood on top of two rusty tin cans with a
long loop of string tied to each one. She held the strings and took high, jerky steps up and down the sidewalk. The cans came down with a clank.
âWhat yâall doing?â Randall asked.
âI got stilts,â Althea said. She held up a foot and showed Randall the can. âAnd Jaybird has to help me win the Bible drill.â
Jaybird waved a piece of paper at Randall and T.J. âIâm asking Bible questions and then sheâs gonna get me some more firecrackers.â
âI might get firecrackers,â Althea said. She took a few stiff, jerky steps on her tin-can stilts. Clank, clank, clank.
âAsk me another one,â she said to Jaybird.
Jaybird studied the paper in his hand. âOkay, say that Proverbs verse you kept missing last night.â
âAw, thatâs easy.â Althea jumped up and down on the tin-can stilts while she shouted, ââHe that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.ââ
âBetimes?â T.J. said. âWhatâs that?â
âHush up, Tyrone Jamal,â Althea said.
âWell, what is âbetimes,â Miss Bible Queen Genius?â Jaybird said. âYouâre supposed to know what all the words mean.â
âBe-TIMES,â Althea said, âmeans like there be-times
when you want to chasteneth and there betimes when you donât want to chasteneth.â She glared at T.J. âAny idiot knows that.â
T.J. grinned and poked Randall.
âThen what does âchastenethâ mean?â Randall said.
Althea galloped away from them on her tin-can stilts. When she got to the end of the sidewalk, she turned and said over her shoulder, âIf you donât know, I ainât tellinâ you, Randall Mackey.â
Just then Miss Frieda came storming up the walk toward them. Her fists were balled up at the end of her big, stiff arms, and her shorts went swish, swish, swish as she came closer.
T.J.âs eyes widened. âUh-oh,â he said. âWhatâd I do now?â
But Miss Frieda swished right past T.J. and Randall. She nearly knocked Althea plumb off her stilts. She stomped up the steps without even looking at Jaybird and banged on the Gilleysâ screen door.
Mrs. Gilley came to the door wiping her hands on a dish towel. Before she could say anything, Miss Frieda said, âThat gol-dern church has got some kinda