wonât let go.
Whatâs your problem, little man?
Canât you deal with the basic plan?
Your mama donât know
And your daddy donât know
That you got a secret
And itâs going to blow.
B.J. Carson
Poetry Homework
December 20
I pray to the Lord
Who lives up above
To send me a ladyâ
Someone to love.
Sheâs got to be fine,
Of the beautiful sort,
And Lord, if You canâ
Sheâs got to be short.
Sheâs got to have class
And a sweet sort of grade,
And sheâs got to light up
When she sees my face.
Sheâd care about others
With a little bit of style
And sheâd go to her church
Every once in a while.
I know Youâre real busy
So Iâm not asking much.
Just a sweet little lady
That warms to my touch.
Gerald Nickelby
Poetry Homework
December 20
MY teacher said to write
A poem about some stuff.
I really donât like poetry
And I think Iâve had enough.
The words are all arranged
In a funny sort of way
That you cannot understand
If you try and try all day.
Thereâs poems about the flowers
And poems about the trees.
I think that Iâd go crazy
If I tried to write like these.
She said listen to my music
But my music makes good sense.
âCause rappers speak in street talk
And are never hard or dense.
So Iâm going to tell my teacher
That Iâm not going to fight it,
I did my best with poetry
But I just couldnât write it.
Dear Ms. Blackwell,
I know this is a little late. I thought about what you said in class, but this is all I could come up with in study hall. Do I get points for trying? Have a good Christmas!
Gerald
Christmas Without Rob
Andy and the Psychologist
DECEMBER 29
âIâm glad you came back, Andy. Iâd like to finish our conversation.
âWhat conversation? I do all the talkinâ. All you do is sit there and look out the window. You know, you really should trim those nose hairs.
âThanks for the cosmetic advice. Now, what about you? We never really talked about Keisha, or Christmas, or the rest of the school year up to this point. Do you feel ready to get started?
âYeah, I guess. Let me seeâ¦Christmasâ¦Well, Christmas was kinda rough. Me and Rob used to hang out in the malls during the holidays, checkinâ out stuff that cost to much and pretendinâ to be interested in buyinâ it. It was funnyâwe would walk into one of those stores with alarms and bells and electronic wires on the leather goodsâyou know the type I mean.
âYes, Iâm with you.
âThe salespeople started to follow you around as soon as you hit the door, and they never take their eyes off you, like you gonna steal somethinâ with the Bells of St. Maryâs connected to it. Now, white boys can go in there, and when they say, âJust browsing,â the salespeople leave âem alone. Sure, they watch âem, but they relax a little and stay behind the counter. But let a black dude walk through the door, and itâs âSecurity Alertâ in the first degree.
âYouâre right. Iâve had it happen to me.
âSo then we would say, talkinâ real properlike, âMy partner and I are interested in purchasing one of your more expensive commodities. Would you be so kind as to allow me to try on this leather coat?â The saleslady, who was always some white lady with too much perfume and too much makeup, would get real nervous and start lookinâ toward the back room, where I guess her boss or some security guy was. (And donât let all four of us come in togetherâthe old biddy would just about wet her pants!) But she had to let us try it on, âcause there was the chance that we really did have $5,000 in our back pockets. After all, weâre drug dealers anyway, right? Isnât that what they think?
âYou know, at this point, Iâm supposed to say, âNow Andy, letâs not exaggerate