paper and made a note for more photographic subjects featuring those only constant and reliable resources: Mary Ann, a pool of light, a lily and a cheesecloth shift.
âThe Angel at the Sepulchreâ (she wrote),
âThe Angel Just Outside the Sepulchreâ,
âThe Angel on Top of the Sepulchre, Looking Downâ,
âThe Angel at the Sepulchre Saying Move Along Now Please, Thereâs Nothing to See.â
She put a line through the last one on grounds of blasphemy, but was generally satisfied. The important thing when there were no lions around was to
make do.
Up in London, of course, her sister Sara Prinsep had lions galore. Little Holland House abounded in lions. It even had a resident lion
(couchant,
of course) in the person of the eminent painter G. F. Watts. Sara knew how to tame these large-bearded luminaries. You had to flatter them senseless, and then give them big slabs of meat for their dinner. She was a great success, the hostess with the mostest. In fact it was the mark of a very poor day if the amiable Thoby Prinsep inquired over his teatime bread and butter, âWhoâs for dinner tonight?â and his wife replied, âOh, just some Rossettis, you know, left over.â
The trouble, as Julia saw it, was that whereas Sara only knew how to feed these lions, Julia could lend them immortality. Life could be terribly unfair. But as Julia was always telling that wretched Irish servant Mary Ryan when she whined about not being photographed as much as the favoured Mary Ann, âThe beautiful are dearer to Godâs heart, thatâs all, Mary. We who are not beautiful have an obligation to serve, and to receive the charcoaled end of the joss-stick.â At which the actually not bad-looking Mary Ryan would turn away with her eyes narrowed like letter boxes, and hum âOh God our help in ages pastâ.
Julia rested her hand on Mary Annâs head, and the girl looked up beatifically â light from the window striking her features in that thrilling Bellini-ish way that it always did. It was quite a knack the girl had, and it did not go unrewarded with privilege. While the other servants were expected to wear their hair tidy and pinned, Mary Ann wore hers free and flowing. Its tresses, shining gold and silver mixed, spilled over her shoulders like a stream in torrent. And right now, the stupid girl was steadily knitting it into the chain-mail while it was still attached to her head.
âI fear Alfred does not come today, Mary Ann. He is late! He is late!â said Julia. Mary Ann said nothing. She was wondering whether to unpick three inches of chain-mail. She tugged at the attached hair, but the stitches merely tightened, holding her more securely in place. Still she held her tongue. She had learned from experience that when she opened her mouth and spoke, her Isle of Wight accent rather ruined the Pre-Raphaelite effect. When you owned a profile suggestive of angels and madonnas, it was daft to undermine it with âOur keerter went to Cowes wiâ a load oâ straa.â
Meanwhile, on the train to Brockenhurst, a single lion was on its way. G. F. Watts had fallen asleep over his old pocket edition of Tennysonâs poetry and was warmly dreaming, his great domed forehead resting lightly against the window glass and his tired eyelids pressed gently on tired eyes. All around (interestingly) the languid air did swoon. Ellen studied him from the seat opposite, and folded her arms. She found it odd to be married to a man so attached to the horizontal, when her own body sang with energy, vigour and bounce. She had heard many times that Julia and Saraâs father was âthe biggest liar in Indiaâ. How peculiar, she reflected, that these womenwere now so fond of the biggest lie-er-down in England.
On his lap, the Tennyson lay open at
The Lotos-Eaters,
a poem that endlessly delighted Watts and infuriated Mrs Cameron â concerned as it was with becalmed