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bottle.
    “God, pour me some. Neat.”
    Benner handed him a glass of it and mixed a Kahlua and milk for himself. He sipped it and grinned at Doyle. “I think a bit of liquor is as essential as the lead sheathing; you wouldn’t catch me standing in the path of all that radiation without some hooch under my belt.”
    Doyle had been about to demand a phone to call the police with, but this brought him up short. “What?”
    “The tachyon conversion process. Didn’t he explain how the jump will work?”
    Doyle felt hollow. “No.”
    “Do you know anything about Quantum Theory? Or subatomic physics?”
    Without conscious volition Doyle’s hand lifted the glass and poured some scotch into his mouth. “No.”
    “Well, I don’t know nearly enough about it myself. But basically what’s going to happen is we’ll all be lined up in the path of a blast of insanely high frequency radiation, way up above gamma ray frequencies—photons haven’t got any mass, you know, so you can send one phalanx of ‘em out right after another without them stepping on each other’s heels—and when it hits us, the odd properties of the gap field will prevent whatever would ordinarily occur. I’m not sure what would ordinarily happen, though it’d certainly trash us.” He sipped his drink cheerfully. “Anyway, since we’ll be in the gap, what will happen—the only way nature can reconcile the inequities involved—is that we’ll become, in effect, honorary tachyons.”
    “Christ,” exclaimed Doyle hoarsely, “we’ll become ghosts. We’ll see Coleridge, all right—we’ll see him in Heaven.” A car horn blared past on the street, sounding more distant than Doyle knew it must be, and he wondered where some innocent soul was driving to, and what trivial difficulty had made him honk his horn. “Benner, listen to me—we’ve got to get out of here and get to the police. My God, man—”
    “It really is perfectly safe,” Benner interrupted, still smiling.
    “How can you possibly know that? The man is probably a certifiable lunatic, and—”
    “Take it easy, Brendan, and listen. Do I look all right? Is the fence still standing? Then stop worrying, because I made a solo jump to a brief gap in 1805 two hours ago.”
    Doyle stared at him suspiciously. “You did?”
    “Cross my heart and hope to die. They dressed me up like—oh, picture a Ku Klux Klansman who favors metallic robes and doesn’t need eyeholes—and then had me stand on a platform by the fence while they lined up their infernal machinery on the other side of the fence. And then whoosh!—one minute I was here and today, the next I was in a tent in a field near Islington in 1805.”
    “In a tent?”
    Benner’s smile took on a puzzled quirk. “Yeah, it was weird, I landed in some kind of gypsy camp. The first thing I saw when I ripped off the hood was the inside of this tent, and it was all fumy with incense and full of Egyptian-looking stuff, and there was a cadaverous old bald-headed guy staring at me in extreme surprise. I got scared and ran outside, which wasn’t easy in that robe, and it was English countryside I saw, and no highways or telephone poles, so I guess it really was 1805. There were a lot of horses and tents and gypsy types around, and all the gypsies were staring at me, but the gap came to its end just then—thank God I hadn’t run outside the field—and the mobile hook snatched me back to here and now.” He chuckled. “I wonder what the gypsies thought when I just disappeared, and the robe fell empty without me in it.”
    Doyle stared at him for several long seconds. Though always amiable, Benner had never been trustworthy—but this wasn’t how he lied. The man wasn’t a good actor, and this story, especially the note of puzzlement about the old man in the tent, had been told with effortless conviction. He realized dizzily that he believed it.
    “My God,” he said in an envious near-whisper, “what did the air smell like? What did