The Beat Goes On: The Complete Rebus Stories (Rebus Collection) by Ian Rankin Read Free Book Online Page A

thief’s luck. It wasn’t every day you got the chance to steal a Jaguar XJS … but what a day to pick.
    ‘Inspector!’ Farmer Watson beckoned for Rebus to join him, which Rebus, ironing out his smile, did.
    Before Watson could start filling him in on what he already knew, Rebus himself spoke.
    ‘Who was the target, sir?’
    ‘A man called Dean.’ Meaningful pause. ‘Brigadier-General Dean, retired.’
    Rebus nodded. ‘I thought there were a lot of Tommies about.’
    ‘We’ll be working with the Army on this one, John. That’s how it’s done, apparently. And then there’s Scotland Yard, too. Their anti-terrorist people.’
    ‘Too many cooks if you ask me, sir.’
    Watson nodded. ‘Still, these buggers are supposed to be specialised.’
    ‘And we’re only good for solving the odd drunk driving or domestic, eh, sir?’
    The two men shared a smile at this. Rebus nodded towards the wreck of the car. ‘Any idea who was behind the wheel?’
    Watson shook his head. ‘Not yet. And not much to go on either. We may have to wait till a mum or girlfriend reports him missing.’
    ‘Not even a description?’
    ‘None of the passers-by is fit to be questioned. Not yet anyway.’
    ‘So what about Brigadier-General Whassisname?’
    ‘Dean.’
    ‘Yes. Where is he?’
    ‘He’s at home. A doctor’s been to take a look at him, but he seems all right. A bit shocked.’
    ‘A bit? Someone rips the arse out of his car and he’s a bit shocked?’ Rebus sounded doubtful. Watson’s eyes were fixed on the advancing line of debris collectors.
    ‘I get the feeling he’s seen worse.’ He turned to Rebus. ‘Why don’t you have a word with him, John? See what you think.’
    Rebus nodded slowly. ‘Aye, why not,’ he said. ‘Anything for a laugh, eh, sir?’
    Watson seemed stuck for a reply, and by the time he’d formed one Rebus had wandered back through the cordon, hands in trouser pockets, looking for all the world like a man out for a stroll on a balmy summer’s evening. Only then did the Superintendent remember that this was Rebus’s day off. He wondered if it had been such a bright idea to send him off to talk to Brigadier-General Dean. Then he smiled, recalling that he had brought John Rebus out here precisely because something didn’t quite feel right. If he could feel it, Rebus would feel it too, and would burrow deep to find its source – as deep as necessary and, perhaps, deeper than was seemly for a Superintendent to go.
    Yes, there were times when even Detective Inspector John Rebus came in useful.
     
     
    It was a big house. Rebus would go further. It was bigger than the last hotel he’d stayed in, though of a similar style: closer to Hammer Films than House and Garden . A hotel in Scarborough it had been; three days of lust with a divorced school-dinner lady. School-dinner ladies hadn’t been like that in Rebus’s day … or maybe he just hadn’t been paying attention.
    He paid attention now. Paid attention as an Army uniform opened the door of West Lodge to him. He’d already had to talk his way past a mixed guard on the gate – an apologetic PC and two uncompromising squaddies. That was why he’d started thinking back to Scarborough – to stop himself punching those squaddies in their square-chinned faces. The closer he came to Brigadier-General Dean, the more aggressive and unlovely the soldiers seemed. The two on the gate were like lambs compared to the one on the main door of the house, yet he in his turn was meekness itself compared to the one who led Rebus into a well-appointed living-room and told him to wait.
    Rebus hated the Army – with good reason. He had seen the soldier’s lot from the inside and it had left him with a resentment so huge that to call it a ‘chip on the shoulder’ was to do it an injustice. Chip? Right now it felt like a whole transport cafe! There was only one thing for it. Rebus made for the sideboard, sniffed the contents of the decanter sitting there and