packet of peanut butter crackers, and patted the seat next to her. It was the end of the bench, thank God, and I wondered if sheâd left it for me on purpose, so I wouldnât have to ask anyone to shift down.
âOh, right,â Toby said a little too theatrically, pretending heâd only just remembered. âYou all know Faulkner.â
âHey,â I said sheepishly, taking the proffered seat. I guess theyâd thought I was just passing by, showing the new student around, but when I sat down, Luke gave Toby a significant look, as though my joining the table needed to be preceded by his approval.
I put on my sunglasses and watched everyone pick at their food (lunch starts at 11:30, which is ridiculous, on account of how some nearby food chains are still serving breakfast sandwiches). I hadnât brought anything, and I glanced toward the lunch line in the lower quad, which was an endless stretch of underclassmen.
âQuick, eat these.â Phoebe Chang slid a plastic container of grocery store cupcakes onto the table, her nose stud sparkling in the sunlight. There was a pink stripe in her hair that I didnât remember. âI just swiped them from the front office. Itâs the school nurseâs birthday.â
She glanced over her shoulder, as though expecting to be apprehended at any moment, and Toby grabbed for one of the vanilla cupcakes.
âFifty points for irony if we get food poisoning,â he said. âBy the way, Phoebe, this is Cassidy. And you know Ezra.â
Phoebe, who was still basking in the glory of her cupcake heist, glanced at me and nearly dropped her iced tea. âHoly crap. Iâm five minutes late and I miss the most historic lunch-table switch in the annals of the upper quad.â
âI thought you didnât do annals, Phoebs,â Luke said with a wink.
Phoebe picked up a cupcake, smashed the frosting down with her tongue, and offered it to Luke with an evil grin. âI donât know about that. How about some sloppy seconds, Sheppard?â
Luke took the cupcake and bit into it with relish, antagonizing her. I wondered how long theyâd been dating. Phoebe, who was not, in fact, a notorious cupcake thief, was actually the editor of the school paper.
âSo Ezra,â Phoebe said, sliding onto the bench next to Luke. âHowâs life as a teenage vampire?â
Toby snorted, and Cassidy snickered through a mouthful of cupcake.
âOh come on ,â Phoebe continued. âYouâre asking for it. Pale skin, black clothes, no lunch, and that whole brooding thing? Itâs hilarious. You should get some body glitter and go after an unsuspecting freshman.â
âYou should!â Cassidy agreed. âTell her youâre a dangerous monster. And mention how good her blood smells.â
âWrong time of the month on that one, and Iâm getting slapped,â I muttered, and everyone laughed.
âYouâre funny.â Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. âAnd I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.â
âNinety percent of Eastwoodâs male population laughs over their own farts,â Toby said. âPresent company excluded, naturally.â
âHow many points would I lose if I farted right now?â Luke asked with a chuckle.
âDonât even think about it!â Phoebe warned, preemptively scooting away from him.
I peeled the wrapper off my cupcake and glanced toward my old lunch table, where Charlotte had climbed onto Evanâs lap. She was texting, her ponytail spilling over one shoulder. Evanâs hand was on her thigh. Suddenly, she looked up and caught me staring. She nudged Evan, who glanced over as well, clearly wondering what I was doing at a different table. But it turned out they didnât really care, because half a moment later, they were sucking face.
âCome on, new girl,â Phoebe said, standing up.
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