trying to adjust our
eyes. It was still early, but already the bar was crowded
with happy-hour zombies and refugees from various wars.
Music was playing loudly on the jukebox: “Sea of
Love.” Maybe thirty people were at the bar and at
tables scattered around it. The bartender was a fat man who
looked like Jackie Gleason. Olga sat on a stool at the far
end. Two stools away was Eleanor Rigby.
“There she is,” Pruitt said.
We stood for another moment.
“Is it your job yet, or am I supposed to stand
here all night?”
“Go on, blow.”
He motioned to Olga, who left an untouched beer and came
toward us. “I’ll probably meet you again
sometime,” he said to me. “The circumstances
will be different.”
“I’m in the Denver phone book, if you ever
get out that way.”
“Maybe I’ll make a point of it.”
Asshole
, I said, not entirely under my breath.
I ambled to the bar and sat on the only empty stool,
directly across from Rigby. The bartender came; I ordered a
beer and sucked the foam off. Ten yards away, Eleanor Rigby
had another of whatever she was drinking. I watched her
without looking. I looked at two guys having a Seahawks
argument and I watched her with peripheral vision. I
watched the bartender polishing glasses and I looked at
her. She looked bone weary, as if she might fall asleep at
the bar. I stole a frontal look. There wasn’t much
danger in it, she was just another good-looking girl in a
bar and I was a lonely, horny guy. She’d be used to
gawkers, she must get them all the time. She was
twenty-one, I guessed, with thick hair pinned back and up.
“Eleanor Rigby.” I shook my head and tried to
clear away the Victorian spinster the song conjured up. I
wondered what it does to people, being named after
something like that and having to carry that baggage all
your life.
I was in it now, committed to the deed. I told myself
she was nothing more than a cool five grand, waiting to be
picked up. I wasn’t sure yet how to take
her—probably later, on the street. I didn’t
like the smell of the crowd in the bar. It was a
blue-collar crowd, a sports crowd, and there’s always
some ditz ready to rise up out of a crowd like that and
defend a pretty woman’s honor no matter what. Never
mind my court papers, never mind the cheap-looking ID
Slater had given me as I left. The ID identified me as an
operative of CS Investigations of Denver, but there was no
picture of me on it and it gave me no authority beyond what
Slater had, what anybody has. What I could use right now
was a state-issued license with my kisser plastered all
over it. But the state of Colorado doesn’t require
its private detectives or its psychotherapists to have
special licenses: all a bozo needs is an eight-by-twelve
office, the gift of gab, and the power of positive
thinking. I was making what amounted to a citizen’s
arrest, and I had the law on my side because she had jumped
bail and was now a fugitive. But if you have to explain
that to a crowd in a bar, you’re already in
trouble.
I nursed my beer and waited. She sat across the
waterhole, a gazelle unaware of the lion’s approach.
The stool had opened to her immediate left. I was tempted,
but a shark moved in and filled it. Story of my damn life:
the studs make the moves while I sit still and consider the
universe, and I go home to a cold and lonely bed. I thought
about Rita McKinley and wondered where she was and what she
was doing with herself. In a way that was difficult to
explain, Eleanor Rigby looked a little like Rita, like a
younger model. Actually, she looked nothing like Rita at
all. The stud to her left was already hitting on her. In
happier times she might’ve been thrilled, but now she
just looked tired and bored. The bartender drifted down and
asked if I wanted another brew. I said I was okay,
I’d send up a flare when the