Lissa yelled.
I brought the shaker up to my mouth and began pouring the pepper down my throat.
âSAM! Stop!â Kevin ordered.
I wanted to stop.
I tried to stop.
But I couldnât. I couldnât stop no matter how hard I tried.
Kevin reached across the table and snatched the shaker from my lips. Pepper spilled everywhere.
âGive that back to me!â I yelled, trying to grab it from him.
I had to have that pepper.
Kevin held it out of my reach.
I lowered my head and licked the spilled pepper off the table.
âSAM!â Lissa shrieked. âSTOP!â
âI want to stop, But I canât!â I yelled. âThatâs what Iâve been trying to tell you.â
âWhy canât you stop?â Lissa demanded.
âBecause Iâm a little excited.â Why did I say that? I didnât mean to say that. Did I?
The pepper burned my throat. I swigged some milk from my container.
âI need your help! Youâre the only ones who can help me.â
âWeâll help you,â Kevin said. âBut you have to tell us whatâs wrong.â
âI know Iâve been acting kind of crazy, and itâs all because Iâm under aââ
âUnder a what?â Lissa asked impatiently.
âWhat?â Kevin echoed.
âIâm under a chow chow poodle German shepherd.â
Huh?
Why did I say that?
I definitely didnât want to say that!
Kevin and Lissa laughed.
âIâm under a terrier Lassie boxer Pekingese,â I declared.
Oh, no! Whatâs going on? I know what I want to say! Why are all the wrong words coming out?
The lunch period warning bell rang.
âWe have to go, Sam.â Kevin and Lissa stood up.
Tell them! Tell them about the dog food and the fleas!
My heart began to race.
I opened my mouth.
Would the right words come out?
I concentrated on what I wanted to sayâand shouted, âRin-Tin-Tin!â
Kevin and Lissa gathered up their books.
âPit bull!â I cried out.
Why couldnât I say what I meant?
I had to tell them how Aunt Sylvie put a curse on me with those little black flakes.
Thatâs it! I gasped.
Thatâs why she came to school!
She knows Iâve figured out sheâs the one doing this to me.
And she doesnât want me to tell Kevin and Lissa!
So she came to school and sang that weird chant over my headâto strengthen the curse.
To make sure Iâd never be able to tell anyone about itâever!
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âD oberman beagle Newfoundland,â I screamed, trying to tell them about Aunt Sylvie. âLabrador schnauzer Lhasa apso!â
âSam,â Lissa said. âWhy are you doing this?â
âIâm trying to tell you why!â I shouted. But all that came out was âSchnauzer mutt Greyhound!â
âStop it!â Lissa shook her head impatiently.
âCollie retrieverââ
âSam, stop it. I mean it!â Lissa reached over and socked me in the arm hard.
âOwww!â I yelled. âThat really hurt!â
âIâm sorry,â Lissa apologized. âBut I had to make you stop.â
âYou didnât have to hit me so hard,â I said, rubbing my arm. âYou could have broken something.â
Hey! Iâm talking!
âOkay, quit joking around now,â Kevin said, âand tell us what you wanted to say.â
âI wasnât joking around,â I protested. âItâs part of the curse.â
âWhat curse?â Kevin asked.
âThe curse your Aunt Sylvie put on me!â I cried.
âSam, you really are crazy!â Lissa shrieked.
âNo, Iâm not!â
I told Kevin and Lissa about eating the sponges. I reminded Kevin about the paste and the weird shocks. I told them how I wanted to eat Fredâs dog food.
I told them about talking so fast yesterday, I couldnât even understand myself.
I told them that I ate fleas.
âAnd it all started