leather seat. Mary Anne approached and slid into the bench across from her.
âHey,â she said, âYouâre late. Whatâs up?â
âWell,â she said and thought for a moment and smiled, âThe CEO of Brown Technologies approached me this morning and offered me a contract to do annual background checks on his entire staff. Isnât that wonderful?â
Mary Anne nodded.
âA hundred and thirty-five employees, all males, all professionals, all handsome, all single, allâ¦â
ââ¦fictional?â added Mary Anne.
âYouâre spoiling a wonderful illusion.â
âReal women donât need illusions. I read that in Cosmo .â
âOh, yeah? So why do you put on lipstick and blush every morning, huh?â
âSo I can look my age, of course.â
âAnd how old are you, Mary Anne? The truth.â
âThe truth is that real women have real secrets, and Iâm old enough to keep mine.â
âArenât some secrets better shared with friends?â asked Anne.
âSome better than others. You have one you want to share?â
âAs a matter of fact, I do, but Iâm not so sure you want to hear it.â
âThereâs nothing that makes my mouth water more than a secret I havenât been told. Out with it.â
âHow about the secret of your vanishing money?â
âIâm all ears, hon.â
Anne pushed a brown manila envelope toward Mary Anne.
âThe details are hereâ¦a few surprises, too. First, the waitress you thought was ripping you off? The new one? Genevieve?â
âYeah?â
âItâs not her. Kate, on the other hand, is making a sugary sum at your expense.â
âKate? But sheâs worked here almost a yearâ¦and I didnât notice any drop in revenue until the last couple months. Are you sure?â
âAbsolutely. I canât explain why the losses are recent. Could be a weakness for the slots, bills piling up, drugs. Could be a new boyfriend teaching her new tricksâ¦or maybe she was just stealing less back then, and you didnât notice.â
âHow was she doing it?â
âUnder-ringing mostly.â
âWhaddaya mean?â
âIf a customer orders a double, Kate rings in the cost of a single and pockets the difference. If someone orders a rum and coke, she just rings in the coke. She runs the tab in her head and pockets the grift near the end of her shift.â
âWouldnât I pick up those losses on my inventory check?â
âShe probably gets around that by pouring smaller shots for other customers or watering down the bottles when business is slow. I counted her take at $43 from eleven until two in the morning.â
âThanks,â said Mary Anne. âYour invoice is inside?â she asked pointing to the envelope.
âConsider it an even trade,â Anne said pushing her lunch bill toward Mary Anne. â Quid pro quo .â
âNot a chance,â said Mary Anne. âLunch is on me for the next two months.â
âThatâll screw up your inventory.â
âIâll call it a business expense.â
Mary Anne waved to one of her waitresses who brought two coffees and set them on the table.
âWhatâs Jacqui up to these days? I havenât seen her for a few weeks.â
âHigh school is a big change, but sheâs doing wellâ¦very well, actually. Oh, by the way, we canât call her âJacquiâ anymore. Itâs âJacqueline.â âJacqui,â she says, sounds too much like a boyâs name. âJacquelineâ is more matureâ¦and sophisticated, so she says.â
âKids change, donât they? Hell, everything changes. Look at Dit. A new woman. New legs. Thriving business. Who would have imagined that ten years ago? And whaddaya think of Gwen?â Mary Anne added enthusiastically.
Anne returned a sour