time.
âHi,â she says.
My God, she speaks. Iâm unable to answer or make a sound.
âSo, how much have I missed? Just got my schedule changed,â she says. Her voice makes my body pulse with adrenaline. She stares and I realize sheâs waiting for an answer, but I can feel my throat closing up.
My hand flies up in an attempt to dismiss the whole thing in a cool, âforget about it,â kind of way and I try to make a no-big-deal face, but as Iâm doing it, I can feel that it somehow went very, very wrong. Most likely I look as if Iâm constipated and swatting an imaginary fly. Nice.
She laughs and says, âO-kay,â and then opens her notebook. She starts doodling as the teacher goes on about some play.
I try to breathe normally, but itâs impossible. She must hear my heavy breathing. My whole body is very
aware that sheâs sitting next to me. A whole school year sitting next to Charlotte VanderKleaton. And I donât have to worry about squishing into the desk or excessive sweating or clothes being stuck in my fat rolls. I can sit here, not fat, next to Charlotte VanderKleaton and be normal, I think. I look at her again, and she smiles back.
The bell rings, and Iâm relieved because if it hadnât rang at that precise moment, I would still be in awe of her complete and utter awesomeness. She gets up and walks out the door with the rest of the class. I try to recover.
âDo you need something?â Mrs. C asks and I realize Iâm the only student left in the room.
âNo, thanks,â I tell her, gathering my stuff and tripping over my own feet on the way out.
After class, Iâm in such a good mood that I head toward my locker. I had avoided it all week. Since Ahmed basically screwed me for Janie and Katrina, I decided that carrying my books this year wouldnât be so bad. But already my shoulders were sore and I knew I would eventually have to abort the plan. Why not now? After being in such close proximity of Charlotte, I feel like Hercules: invincible, and ready to conquer the three-headed hound of Hades known as Tanya Bate.
Even from down the hall, I can see Tanyaâs fuzzy head as she shoves books into our locker. I stop for a minute, waiting for her to leave, but Tanya takes her sweet-ass time, so I head over to her.
âCan I help you?â she asks, giving me a dirty look when I stop in front of our locker.
âI, uh, this is my locker, too,â I tell her.
She surveys me, her big owl eyes taking me in from top to bottom. Was she serious? Was she actually sizing me up?
âSo,â she says finally, âyou decided to bite the bullet and show up. What? Do I scare you?â She opens her eyes wider and wider until, in fact, she does look pretty scary, since her superthick glasses already make her eyes look huge.
âNo, I just . . .â
âYeah, yeah, save it, chump. I know. Books get heavy. I hear it every year. Anyway, just donât get in my way and I wonât get in yours and weâll get along fine. Donât worry, itâs not like weâre gonna be friends or anything. I know you have your precious social life to worry about, what with your new makeover and everything,â she says looking me up and down.
I feel weird and people turn and look at us, making me wish I could crawl into a hole and hide. I feel like reminding everyone that we donât get to choose our locker partners.
âSshhh,â I hiss, hoping she will lower her voice.
âAnd donât expect these kinds of pleasantries in the future,â she goes on, âI do have things to do and places to be.â Oh man, this girl is a total freak.
âSee you whenever,â she says and slams the locker shut, even though itâs obvious that I have to use it. She whips her frizzy hair in my face as she turns to leave. It brushes up against my mouth. I gag.
Once I recover, I open the locker again only to find
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