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greased weasel shit. When he removed his love lollipop from my old dirt road,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to chow down on the colon cobra off his meaty member. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty cock snot frothing from my rusty bullet hole and
all over my purple cabbage. With my hairy goblet now much like a motorway
pileup, he thought it was time to start ramming my poo pipe. Is now the time to
tell him I really need to cut a stink pickle, I wondered? There was cock snot
seeping from his one-eyed milkman and I was wetter than an English summer. We
were ready for more. I awoke the next morning with my cum dumpster still
seeping. I thought it was over but his meaty member had other ideas. The
feeling of his man fat weeping down my throat got my fallopian fish stock
flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The fucking of my marmite
motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his Nelson's
Column deep in my soft tight anus. By now, my chamber of squelch was leaching
like a leaky tap. It was bliss having his master of ceremonies stuffed inside
me again; stuffing my carp cavity with a number of chillies just didn't get my
moose knuckle flooding like it used to. The mixture of butt nugget and
gentleman's relish in my other vagina created the delicious porthole pudding
that he was so fond of. Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a barbie doll in my pink velvet
sausage wallet and my fist up my poop chute. With his one-eyed monster
hammering deep into my vibrator crater, the sensation of his pink tractor beam
smashing my cervix made me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. He
extruded a giant butt nugget on my mosquito bites just so he could consume it
up like a pig at a trough. My cock holster was trembling like a rat on acid.
Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his chubstep
made my flange custard slime like a George Foreman grill. The slamming makes me
squirt my minge mucus all over his pink tractor beam. Hours of fucking like
this would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like John Wayne's saddlebags,
and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his timed slimer slamming
my split peach made me come so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a
prison riot. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his stilton sword probed deeper into my brown mile. The seemingly
never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his all-beef thermometer
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
    Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his spam
javelin probed deeper into my poo pipe. Some girls are happy just to flick the
bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my cum
dumpster and a barbie doll up my marmite motorway. He munched on my hairy
goblet, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week.
Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my bearded haddock
pasty got me spouting pussy batter faster than snot off a whip. By now, my
wunder down under was haemorrhaging like a George Foreman grill. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen dribbling from my black hole and
all over my beef curtains. I awoke the next morning with my clam-flavoured
pothole still frothing. I thought it was over but his flesh gordon had other
ideas. With my flappy meal now much like a bucket of smashed crabs, he thought
it was time to start ramming my poop chute. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to arc a toilet twinkie, I wondered? It was bliss having his womb
ferret rammed inside me again; stuffing my wizards sleeve with a number of
chillies just didn't get my slime hole gushing like it used to. The slamming of
my puckered brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors
joining his