and martyrs and how they died. I give myself a ten for the find and another ten for speed, and roll the lemon absently as I read that today is the anniversary of three guys called Felix, Fortunas and Achilleus, who were scourged and broken on the wheel somewhere in ancient Gaul. The names sound like brands of menâs cologne, and why people would want to remember things like this is beyond me. Pierangelo finishes with the carrots, heaping them on a plate and setting it aside, which means I can talk to him.
âHow was Savonarola?â I put the calendar back, and slide the drawer closed, thinking DâErreti would probably approve of some scourging and breaking himself.
âIt was OK.â Piero grabs the lemon in mid-roll and replaces it with the glass of wine. âIn fact,â he adds, âI would say His Eminence is thriving. This Vatican suits him. All they need to do is bring back the Holy Inquisition and heâll be in seventh heaven.â
We both laugh, but the truth is that, despite his posing, or probably because of it, Florenceâs cardinal is popular. Very. He did some time in Africa and the U.S., where he apparently picked up some tricks from Evangelists, and when heâs in town DâErretiâs appearances at the Duomo are as packed as rock concerts. I havenât actually heard him preach, but I gather that on occasion heâs borrowed a page from his namesakeâs book and even evoked a black cross hanging over Florence. Personally, I never was too into fire and brimstone, even back in the days when I went to Mass. But I realize Iâm in the minority.
âThe odd thing about DâErreti,â Pierangelo says, picking up his glass and shaking his head, âis that despite the fact I disagree with him about basically everything, I know why people admire him. I even feel myself doing it sometimes. Whatever else he may be, heâs not a hypocrite. And then thereâs the whole power trip. And the history.â
Pierangelo told me once that he was an altar boy. It just slipped out, and it surprised me at the time, both because of how he feels now, and because his parents were university professors, one a mathematician, the other a historian. He doesnât talk about them much, or about his brother, who lives in Milan and is some kind of big shot at Fiat, but as far as I know, they werenât particularly religious. As he puts his glass down and turns back to the cutting board, I realize that while I know what drove me away from the church, Iâve never asked him what made him change his mind, or drew him in the first place, for that matter. And now I wonder if itâs some residual love, or revulsion, or a combination of the two that draws him to DâErreti.
âWhatâs this piece on, I mean, exactly?â
âOur fiftieth birthday.â Pierangelo glances over his shoulder at me as he says this and bursts out laughing. âYou should see your face,â he says. âDonât panic, cara , Savonarola is not my long-lost twin. The paperâs just doing a profile in honour of his half-century.â He shakes his head, grinning, and checks the contents of a bright copper pan. A spout of steam erupts like a mini-Vesuvius. âYou know the kind of thing,â he adds, âmodern manâgoes to the gymârides a motorcycleâbut radical reformerâand beloved of the peopleâIs This the New Future of Mother Church?â
âAnd is it?â
âWell, maybe. But I certainly hope not.â Pierangelo begins dropping the baby artichokes one by one into the boiling water. âFor a start,â he says, âDâErreti would probably like to do things like have all homosexuals forced to publicly recant. Or, if they refuse, have them rounded up and shipped to God knows where. Some island somewhere, along with all the other undesirables. You know, women who want to be priests, men who think women should be
Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dianna Love, Laura Griffin, Cindy Gerard